Thread: The Rockgazer69 roast!

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Okay, time for SCENES FROM A HAT!


scene: Rockgazer meets Dr. Ruth

Dr. Ruth retires unexpectedly after Rockgazer69 tells the old broad everything she doesn't know about sex. Dr. Ruth was heard to exclaim as she left the building with her head hung low "Oh that is just nasty! Nasty, nasty, nasty!!! And so hot!" Rockgazer69 is now the worlds number one authority on sex. And she has two wishes left. Hell, I'll give her more wishes the little vixen is hot. Roasting one might say.

Um, okay. Anyone wanna try and beat Lucifer?

Doesnt seem like anyone is interested.

Originally Posted by Lucifer

And she has two wishes left.

If I was capable of hate, I would hate you!
Wait.. are you homosexual?
According the the bible I can hate them??
www.godhatesfags.com

Edit: Apparently, I can hate the Swedish as well!

Originally Posted by http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/faq.html#Tsunami

20,000 dead Swedes is to Sweden's population of 9 million as 650,000 would be to America's 290 million population. We sincerely hope and pray that all 20,000 Swedes are dead, their bodies bloated on the ground or in mass graves or floating at sea feeding sharks and fishes or in the bellies of thousands of crocodiles washed ashore by tsunamis. These filthy, faggot Swedes have a satanic, draconian law criminalizing Gospel preaching

I dont' beleive in your anyways.

Then how are you responding to me?

Damnit!

i wish rockgazer would teach me all i dont know about sex

Originally Posted by bio-chem

i wish rockgazer would teach me all i dont know about sex

Lucky you I'm having a special here at IM. Let's talk wishes shall we?

And I will award the win in Scenes from a hat to Lucifer.

Okay, carry on.

Lucifer says it is time to throw little miss Shae's butt in the fire.

Shae gets her recipes from the criminology database. She has all of Hannibal's favorites. I know everyone's secrets.

What is mine?

You really want me to post it here?

PM me then

That's cheating.

like satan doens't know anything about cheating

Come on! You can do it! Everybody is doing it. Just one time satan

Originally Posted by Lucifer

Lucifer says it is time to throw little miss Shae's butt in the fire.

Shae gets her recipes from the criminology database. She has all of Hannibal's favorites. I know everyone's secrets.

Hows this for starts?

Okay, we are getting off track here. Back to the roast.

I have nothing bad to say about that wonderful woman

And i'm incapable of lying.

I remember the fights we had because we like and want to have sex with the same guys We're horney for.

First we have:

All around a mild mannered teddy bear. But a freak in bed. But we both can't have him cause he's taken and has a kid.

And, we have Luke. (YES MARCIA! I ADMIT IT! ) Another mild mannered gentleman. And we know he is pretty freaky in bed. But 2 factors come into play. Age diffrence and distance between us.


And finally...



Aparently I win because he reminds Rockgazer of someone she knows.

Why would you say this about my beloved rockgazer? Are we forgetting who is in the fire? You know the only lover you two really disputed was Angelina, aka God.

Rockgazer, Ms. Shae is still waiting on that scene you were going to write.

Originally Posted by Shae

I remember the fights we had because we like and want to have sex with the same guys We're horney for.

And finally...



Aparently I win because he reminds Rockgazer of someone she knows.

well look on the bright side. your babies will look just like mine. at least the bastard got that right.

I could probly imagine.

And going a bit off subject...

And what scene would that be Lucifer?

i think he means the lesbian sex scene between our characters in Crono's im war. but how does he know about that? o he's satan damn he's good. i forgot you said you couldn't wait for it...

hmmm all that baby oil n bondage tape going to waste. maybe i'll finish the scene after all....