Fashion 'DO NOT's' For Seniors

min0 lee · 02-19-2005, 10:36 PM

Pass this to any senior you know. (Albob)
For you, file away for future reference.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite (Albob's favorite attire)

A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a walker

But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB!

Archangel · 02-19-2005, 11:06 PM

ALBOB · 02-21-2005, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB!

I know.

min0 lee · 02-21-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I know.

You know your a sexy old man

Luke8395 · 02-21-2005, 02:02 PM

If you wear your pants high enough, you don't need a shirt

crazy_enough · 02-21-2005, 02:04 PM

what are corn pads?? Foot care of some sort!?

Im pathetic, Im actually gonna google this!lol

ALBOB · 02-21-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You know your a sexy old man

At least SOMEBODY noticed.

02-19-2005, 10:36 PM	#1
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 33,820 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	Fashion 'DO NOT's' For Seniors Pass this to any senior you know. (Albob) For you, file away for future reference. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and support hose Ankle bracelets and corn pads Speedos and cellulite (Albob's favorite attire) A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge Bikinis and liver spots Short shorts and varicose veins In-line skates and a walker But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB!

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