Fashion 'DO NOT's' For Seniors
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02-19-2005, 09:36 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Fashion 'DO NOT's' For Seniors
Pass this to any senior you know. (Albob)
For you, file away for future reference.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedos and cellulite (Albob's favorite attire)
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
In-line skates and a walker
But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB!
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02-19-2005, 10:06 PM #2High Intensity Freak ELITE MEMBER
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02-21-2005, 09:14 AM #3IDIOT SAVANT
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I know.
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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02-21-2005, 12:56 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You know your a sexy old man Originally Posted by ALBOB
I know.
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02-21-2005, 01:02 PM #5Rock da beat Move yerfeet
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If you wear your pants high enough, you don't need a shirt
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02-21-2005, 01:04 PM #6IM lesbo extraordinaire
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what are corn pads?? Foot care of some sort!?
Im pathetic, Im actually gonna google this!lolLife is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!
http://www.boners.com/content/791433.1.jpg
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02-21-2005, 03:43 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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At least SOMEBODY noticed. Originally Posted by min0 lee
You know your a sexy old man
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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