Pass this to any senior you know. (Albob)
For you, file away for future reference.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedos and cellulite (Albob's favorite attire)
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
In-line skates and a walker
But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB!
"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13 "For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37
Originally Posted by min0 lee YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD ALBOB! I know.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Originally Posted by ALBOB I know. You know your a sexy old man
If you wear your pants high enough, you don't need a shirt
what are corn pads?? Foot care of some sort!?
Im pathetic, Im actually gonna google this!lol
Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE! http://www.boners.com/content/791433.1.jpg
Originally Posted by min0 lee You know your a sexy old man At least SOMEBODY noticed.