Alternate names for penis

ChrisROCK · 02-23-2005, 04:45 PM

Frank and beans...

greekblondechic · 02-23-2005, 04:57 PM

Python

maniclion · 02-23-2005, 05:19 PM

MINI ME

CHO-CHO

MEAT WHISTLE, SKIN FLUTE, SEXAPHONE, FLESH TUBA(BASSOON,TRUMPET,VARIOUS OTHER WIND INTRUMENTS)

I call mine "Getbackinthere"

maniclion · 02-23-2005, 05:19 PM

ALBOB · 02-23-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thatguy

one-eyed stranger

Stranger? Mine's a DAMN good friend.

"Heat seaking missile of love."

maniclion · 02-23-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Stranger? Mine's a DAMN good friend.

"Heat seaking missile of love."

Yours is more like a torpedo with all the old battleships you've sunk. ohhhhhhhh!

ALBOB · 02-23-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Yours is more like a torpedo with all the old battleships you've sunk. ohhhhhhhh!

Every one of them "went down" with a smile on their face.

PreMier · 02-23-2005, 05:29 PM

soxmuscle · 02-23-2005, 05:29 PM

PreMier · 02-23-2005, 05:30 PM

Magic Stick

soxmuscle · 02-23-2005, 05:31 PM

Tally Wacker

maniclion · 02-23-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Every one of them "went down" with a smile on their face.

There's little difference between a smile and a wince.

soxmuscle · 02-23-2005, 05:32 PM

Ding Dong

ALBOB · 02-23-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

There's little difference between a smile and a wince.

What the hell difference does it make when a woman's sucking on your Tubesteak?

(ZZ Tops - Tubesteak Boogie.

)

Luke8395 · 02-23-2005, 06:01 PM

Big Foot

ALBOB · 02-23-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke8395

Big Foot

Niiiiice. That should get some women around here thinking. Probably get Vieope and min0 lee thinking too.

Luke8395 · 02-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Vieope's a GIRL?

maniclion · 02-23-2005, 06:21 PM

When I was in Hong Kong this girl I was intimate with had a few friends and one of the guys was jealous and walked off in a huff yelling something about her liking "Donkey Kong Honky Dong" I still love that saying.

ALBOB · 02-23-2005, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke8395

Vieope's a GIRL?

Nah, just gay.

Flex · 02-23-2005, 06:34 PM

12" Long Bong (and the balls are Cheech and Chong)

Skin Flute

how could everyone forget about the the good ole Pee-pee

theprofessor · 02-23-2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thatguy

I was hoping to wait until later to open this thread up, but since you did...

Tallywacker

MY FAVORITE

Luke8395 · 02-23-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flex

12" Long Bong (and the balls are Cheech and Chong)

You named your balls, cheech and chong?

Flex · 02-23-2005, 08:35 PM

I used to only call my old girlfriend Pumpkin, and for some reason, she called my unit "Peter", so we kinda had a running joke that it was "Peter the Pumpkin eater"

Flex · 02-23-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke8395

You named your balls, cheech and chong?

And i let bitches smoke my pipe.......what's so funny about that?

speaking of, i think i wanna go let a chick smoke it right now

Lucifer · 02-24-2005, 02:36 AM

Destroyer

ALBOB · 02-24-2005, 10:27 AM

Harry and the Hendersons

Lucifer · 02-24-2005, 11:07 PM

fuck stick
crank

greekblondechic · 02-24-2005, 11:08 PM

Souvlaki

Lucifer · 02-24-2005, 11:11 PM

Branding Iron.

02-23-2005, 04:45 PM	#31
ChrisROCK ///M Rider Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern NYS Posts: 793 Photos: 5	Frank and beans...
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02-23-2005, 04:57 PM	#32
greekblondechic I'm special :) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 7,791	Python
	I can do it I WILL be a size 5.

02-23-2005, 05:19 PM	#34
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,394 Photos: 10	chub

02-23-2005, 05:29 PM	#38
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,308 Photos: 2
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02-23-2005, 05:29 PM	#39
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,584 Photos: 10	Pork
	Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

02-23-2005, 05:30 PM	#40
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,308 Photos: 2	Magic Stick
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

02-23-2005, 05:31 PM	#41
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,584 Photos: 10	Tally Wacker
	Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

02-23-2005, 05:32 PM	#43
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,584 Photos: 10	Ding Dong
	Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

02-23-2005, 06:01 PM	#45
Luke8395 Rock da beat Move yerfeet Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 386 Photos: 1	Big Foot

02-23-2005, 06:17 PM	#47
Luke8395 Rock da beat Move yerfeet Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 386 Photos: 1	Vieope's a GIRL?

02-23-2005, 06:21 PM	#48
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 18,394 Photos: 10	When I was in Hong Kong this girl I was intimate with had a few friends and one of the guys was jealous and walked off in a huff yelling something about her liking "Donkey Kong Honky Dong" I still love that saying.

02-23-2005, 06:34 PM	#50
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	12" Long Bong (and the balls are Cheech and Chong) Skin Flute how could everyone forget about the the good ole Pee-pee
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

02-23-2005, 08:35 PM	#53
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	I used to only call my old girlfriend Pumpkin, and for some reason, she called my unit "Peter", so we kinda had a running joke that it was "Peter the Pumpkin eater"
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

02-24-2005, 02:36 AM	#55
Lucifer Dark Prince Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 250 Photos: 2	Destroyer
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02-24-2005, 10:27 AM	#56
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,178	Harry and the Hendersons
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

02-24-2005, 11:07 PM	#57
Lucifer Dark Prince Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 250 Photos: 2	fuck stick crank
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02-24-2005, 11:08 PM	#58
greekblondechic I'm special :) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 7,791	Souvlaki
	I can do it I WILL be a size 5.

02-24-2005, 11:11 PM	#59
Lucifer Dark Prince Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 250 Photos: 2	Branding Iron.
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