Thread: Siamese twin poll

lol, "siamese twin poll"

Options 1 and 3 should be joined at the option 2.

What do you mean to have? Like attached to me?

Originally Posted by Chain Link

lol, "siamese twin poll"

Options 1 and 3 should be joined at the option 2.

Yeah. If it wasn´t for anorexic, ALBOB should be the option "all of the above". ALBOB all of the above ALBOB all of the above, it sure sounds like the same thing.


I am just teasing you old fellow.

I think the WORST siamese twin you could have would be like Britney Spears as your twin, but you're both almost completely seperate.. Except you're connected with her knees to your ribs. And they couldnt disconnect you because *something something impossible reason connected to heart*

I mean.. god damn.. everytime you took a shower, you would have to think about it. Not me though, I can honestly say I wouldnt even have to think about it.. If I was stuck in that position with Britney there'd be some fucking going on, related or not.

Originally Posted by PreMier

What do you mean to have? Like attached to me?

Originally Posted by Chain Link

I think the WORST siamese twin you could have would be like Britney Spears as your twin, but you're both almost completely seperate.. Except you're connected with her knees to your ribs. And they couldnt disconnect you because *something something impossible reason connected to heart*

I mean.. god damn.. everytime you took a shower, you would have to think about it. Not me though, I can honestly say I wouldnt even consider it.. If I was stuck in that position with Britney there'd be some fucking going on, related or not.

You would have one with different sexual preference, and probably have to share the same ass bwaahahaha

Uhhh, I am going to go with a psycho who likes blue bunnies and asks stupid questions all the time.

Originally Posted by Chain Link

I think the WORST siamese twin you could have would be like Britney Spears as your twin, but you're both almost completely seperate.. Except you're connected with her knees to your ribs. And they couldnt disconnect you because *something something impossible reason connected to heart*

I mean.. god damn.. everytime you took a shower, you would have to think about it. Not me though, I can honestly say I wouldnt even have to think about it.. If I was stuck in that position with Britney there'd be some fucking going on, related or not.

Damn, that is a very twisted situation. Hot siamese twin. I would probably do her though, afterall I could say "Hey, I was just masturbating."

lol

Originally Posted by PreMier

You would have one with different sexual preference, and probably have to share the same ass bwaahahaha

Well you know the only reason we would still be stuck at this point is because the doctors said something like,"If we disconnect you two, one of you will die."

It wouldnt be a problem much longer because hed be dead long before we went on a date with Todd.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Damn, that is a very twisted situation. Hot siamese twin. I would probably do her though, afteall I could say "Hey, I was just masturbating."

Yeh, I mean... having a gay siamese twin would suck the worst, no doubt.

At least if it were a girl you could say you were just having a three some (or foursome if you had a girl with ya).

Either way, it'd be a bit strange.

Originally Posted by Eggs

At least if it were a girl you could say you were just having a three some (or foursome if you had a girl with ya).

Yeah sex would be weird.. Probably moreso if the twins were guys sharing a.. unit.

Most alienating question to ask during sex:
"Ok, which one of you guys is using the dick?"

I mean Chain... if the girls down with screwing Siamese twins, I dont think she'd really care too much who was in control of the unit

Originally Posted by Eggs

I mean Chain... if the girls down with screwing Siamese twins, I dont think she'd really care too much who was in control of the unit

What if you don´t tell her? Until a few minutes before sex..

Meet most of your girls online?

Of course, I dont have much room to talk... I met mine on IM

Originally Posted by Eggs

Meet most of your girls online?

Of course, I dont have much room to talk... I met mine on IM

No, I mean just hide him.
Yeah I know. I tried to talk to one of Jenny friends using this argument. She was nice though.

Originally Posted by Chain Link

I think the WORST siamese twin you could have would be like Britney Spears as your twin, but you're both almost completely seperate.. Except you're connected with her knees to your ribs. And they couldnt disconnect you because *something something impossible reason connected to heart*

I mean.. god damn.. everytime you took a shower, you would have to think about it. Not me though, I can honestly say I wouldnt even have to think about it.. If I was stuck in that position with Britney there'd be some fucking going on, related or not.

If your conjoined twin was Britney or looked like Britney you'd be a girl or he'd be a tranvestite since Siamese twins come from the same zygote. Having a fat gay twin who was into other fat gay siamese twins would be the worst. There you are face to face with the straight one trying to have a chat while they have an orgy over a thousand empty twinkies wrappers. "So how you coping." "Well alright except for the last time when the curtains got tangled in their folds and I caught a glimpse."

Originally Posted by Vieope

No, I mean just hide him.
Yeah I know. I tried to talk to one of Jenny friends using this argument. She was nice though.

Couldnt have been Jenny's friends, most of them would have torn your dick off and used it to stir their coffee

Er, just kidding... dont hit me Jenny

Originally Posted by maniclion

If your conjoined twin was Britney or looked like Britney you'd be a girl or he'd be a tranvestite since Siamese twins come from the same zygote. Having a fat gay twin who was into other fat gay siamese twins would be the worst. There you are face to face with the straight one trying to have a chat while they have an orgy over a thousand empty twinkies wrappers. "So how you coping." "Well alright except for the last time when the curtains got tangled in their folds and I caught a glimpse."

Okay, having a fat gay siamese twin who liked other fat gay siamese twins would definitely be the worst in my book.

You thought way too much into that you sick bastard.

Originally Posted by Eggs

Couldnt have been Jenny's friends, most of them would have torn your dick off and used it to stir their coffee

Er, just kidding... dont hit me Jenny

No, I didn´t talk to her. I saw her picture and talked to Jenny, using this argument, that you met her online also. I was just teasing of course, it is just the men nature to come after every good looking woman.

Originally Posted by maniclion

If your conjoined twin was Britney or looked like Britney you'd be a girl or he'd be a tranvestite since Siamese twins come from the same zygote. Having a fat gay twin who was into other fat gay siamese twins would be the worst. There you are face to face with the straight one trying to have a chat while they have an orgy over a thousand empty twinkies wrappers. "So how you coping." "Well alright except for the last time when the curtains got tangled in their folds and I caught a glimpse."

Hey its all in theory. We could have been normal twins(Like, Fraternal twins) then due to a drug and booze abusive mother, and a car accident including lightning caused by a Strange, yet humorous 6' talking MOOSE, we could become conjoined in the womb.. it could happen..

If not, I could dike it out with Britney

Originally Posted by Vieope

No, I didn´t talk to her. I saw her picture and talked to Jenny, using this argument, that you met her online also. I was just teasing of course, it is just the men nature to come after every good looking women.

You probably sent her pics of your dick like Johnny did... no wonder she didnt respond, she doesnt like guys hung like gerbils Vieope. Thats the kinda thing you have to hide until you meet them in real life.

Umm, not that I know from experience...

Originally Posted by Eggs

Umm, not that I know from experience...

Yeah right!

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Hey its all in theory. We could have been normal twins(Like, Fraternal twins) then due to a drug and booze abusive mother, and a car accident including lightning caused by a Strange, yet humorous 6' talking MOOSE, we could become conjoined in the womb.. it could happen..

If not, I could dike it out with Britney

How about a conjoined twin with epilepsy or narcolepsy or chronic flatulence that smelled like burned olives and sulfur?

Of course we can´t forget..