Reply With QuoteIs he living? I mean leaving..
Now let's all gang up on Albob until he leaves
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03-07-2005, 04:24 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Now let's all gang up on Albob until he leaves
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-07-2005, 04:29 PM #2Monochromatic Bunny
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03-07-2005, 05:57 PM #3IDIOT SAVANT
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You wish.
Originally Posted by Vieope
Is he living? I mean leaving..
I was around before any of you were even pimples on the ass of whatever slithery creature slunk from the primordial ooze. And I'll be around long after you're fish bait. Deal with it suckers.
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03-07-2005, 06:03 PM #4Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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It's true. I found his first post. Originally Posted by ALBOB
You wish.
I was around before any of you were even pimples on the ass of whatever slithery creature slunk from the primordial ooze. And I'll be around long after you're fish bait. Deal with it suckers.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-07-2005, 06:10 PM #5finding peace
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Sheesh!
Leave the old fart alone. Its just too funny the way Albob reacts to your bashing. 
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03-08-2005, 11:08 AM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Ah, but do you know what it says? Originally Posted by rockgazer69
It's true. I found his first post.
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03-08-2005, 11:20 AM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Judging from other threads, I bet it reads, "Fuck you all!"
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-08-2005, 12:31 PM #9The Original Jackass
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Sure do Originally Posted by ALBOB
Ah, but do you know what it says?
Translation;
Dear diary, today I found my penis. I really had no idea what it was at first. I thought that I had just grown another wart which I contacted from my boyfriend Crhomo, after all he gets all sorts of diseases from that skank he flirts around with. It took me a while to figure out what to do with it. I tried squeezing it to get all the puss out, like the other warts, but it really hurt. Thats when I noticed that it must be something different. I think it really clicked in what it was when I started peeing out of it ( I also noticed that I can play with my pee with my fingers, making a sprinkler effect ) I can't wait to go show Crhomo. We can have so much fun together. Good bye diary,
Hugs and kisses
Albob
I think that pretty much sums it up
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03-08-2005, 01:09 PM #10Training again...finally
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Originally Posted by irontime
Sure do
Translation;
Dear diary, today I found my penis. I really had no idea what it was at first. I thought that I had just grown another wart which I contacted from my boyfriend Crhomo, after all he gets all sorts of diseases from that skank he flirts around with. It took me a while to figure out what to do with it. I tried squeezing it to get all the puss out, like the other warts, but it really hurt. Thats when I noticed that it must be something different. I think it really clicked in what it was when I started peeing out of it ( I also noticed that I can play with my pee with my fingers, making a sprinkler effect ) I can't wait to go show Crhomo. We can have so much fun together. Good bye diary,
Hugs and kisses Albob
I think that pretty much sums it up This would have been a great Scenes from a Hat. "Albob's First Post."
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Wow! Good one Grasshopper. Even got a couple of zingers in on Crono and Tit. very nice. Originally Posted by irontime
Sure do
Translation;
Dear diary, today I found my penis. I really had no idea what it was at first. I thought that I had just grown another wart which I contacted from my boyfriend Crhomo, after all he gets all sorts of diseases from that skank he flirts around with. It took me a while to figure out what to do with it. I tried squeezing it to get all the puss out, like the other warts, but it really hurt. Thats when I noticed that it must be something different. I think it really clicked in what it was when I started peeing out of it ( I also noticed that I can play with my pee with my fingers, making a sprinkler effect ) I can't wait to go show Crhomo. We can have so much fun together. Good bye diary,
Hugs and kisses Albob
I think that pretty much sums it up
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03-08-2005, 02:40 PM #12Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Dear Albob don't worry i won't tell anyone what it really says and the pictures you carved me are safely stashed away too.
Rockelle Welch.
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Thanks Babe, you'll always hold a special place in my heart. Especially when I think about that thing you did with your toes. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Dear Albob don't worry i won't tell anyone what it really says and the pictures you carved me are safely stashed away too.
Rockelle Welch.
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03-08-2005, 03:26 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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yea that pic is a juicy one.
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03-09-2005, 10:47 AM #15The Original Jackass
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Thanx pops Originally Posted by ALBOB
Wow! Good one Grasshopper. Even got a couple of zingers in on Crono and Tit. very nice. I just can't believe that you left it open for translation like that I'm gonna have to stop by more.
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03-09-2005, 04:53 PM #16IDIOT SAVANT
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You haven't been around much so I've gotten into letting my guard down. It's a sad state of affairs when the best zinger they can come up with is "You are old". Oh gee, hurt me to the bone. Next thing ya' know they're gonna start saying I'm bald too. Originally Posted by irontime
Thanx pops I just can't believe that you left it open for translation like that I'm gonna have to stop by more.
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03-09-2005, 05:04 PM #17Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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To bad IT never got to see my Dress the Ol' Fart thread, PM is on it's way IT. Originally Posted by ALBOB
You haven't been around much so I've gotten into letting my guard down. It's a sad state of affairs when the best zinger they can come up with is "You are old". Oh gee, hurt me to the bone. Next thing ya' know they're gonna start saying I'm bald too.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Don't hurt your shoulder patting yourself on the back. It was OK, but that's about it. Originally Posted by maniclion
To bad IT never got to see my Dress the Ol' Fart thread, PM is on it's way IT.
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03-09-2005, 05:46 PM #19Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i never got a chance to dress Albob. but Rockelle tells me she undressed him a few times. seems he really lived up to that "stoneage man" thing.
just lending a little moral support.
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03-09-2005, 05:54 PM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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Thanks sweetie. Let me know if there's ever anything I can do to return the favor. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
just lending a little moral support.
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03-18-2005, 10:29 AM #21The Original Jackass
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Originally Posted by maniclion
To bad IT never got to see my Dress the Ol' Fart thread, PM is on it's way IT.
Whenever you're ready there pal. I may not be around too much for a little over a month, but I'm always interested to see a good smash on pops
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03-18-2005, 10:30 AM #22The Original Jackass
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Relax, I'll be back in a bit and for good too Originally Posted by ALBOB
You haven't been around much so I've gotten into letting my guard down. It's a sad state of affairs when the best zinger they can come up with is "You are old". Oh gee, hurt me to the bone. Next thing ya' know they're gonna start saying I'm bald too. Got my own puter, now I'm moving into my own house, as soon as I get a desk and net I'll be.......broke 
Goddamn, growing up sucks
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03-18-2005, 11:38 AM #23Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's on my home PC I'll send it tonight. Originally Posted by irontime
Whenever you're ready there pal. I may not be around too much for a little over a month, but I'm always interested to see a good smash on pops
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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