Banned at Walmart...

**John H.** · 03-08-2005, 08:21 AM

You will not be able to buy it at Walmart because it is banned from all their stores but George Carlin the comedian has a new book out you might want to borrow from the library:

WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS

See it at www.amazon.com

Take Care, John H.

**DOMS** · 03-08-2005, 08:50 AM

Funny but flawed logic.

**bulletproof1** · 03-08-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by John H.

borrow from the library:

**Little Wing** · 03-08-2005, 11:05 AM

george carlin is very cool. wallmart is a goody two shoes who secretely likes it in the crapper. censorship sucks.

**busyLivin** · 03-08-2005, 11:21 AM

I can't stomach george carlin anyway.

**ponyboy** · 03-08-2005, 11:25 AM

Did anyone else think this was going to be about John H and young children at a Wal-Mart?

**busyLivin** · 03-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by ponyboy

Did anyone else think this was going to be about John H and young children at a Wal-Mart?

**DOMS** · 03-08-2005, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by ponyboy

Did anyone else think this was going to be about John H and young children at a Wal-Mart?

That reminds me of a joke about Micheal Jackson. Here it is, but slightly modified:

Question: Why does John H. like to shop at Wal-Mart?
Answer: Because all the boys pants are half off.

**fantasma62** · 03-08-2005, 05:41 PM

FUCK WALMART.....

I own "Brain Droppings" by Carlin and he's one irreverent, strange, but quite hillarious old man.....

**John H.** · 03-09-2005, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by ponyboy

Did anyone else think this was going to be about John H and young children at a Wal-Mart?

Hi Pony,

I don't mind kidding around - but PLEASE NOT with regard to children. You can trash Walmart all you want and me too in other areas EXCEPT when it comes to children - I DO VALUE THEM VERY MUCH AS I SINCERELY HOPE YOU DO ALSO - ALL CHILDREN - THEY ARE SACRED AND MUST BE PROTECTED by everyone. I ABSOLUTELY HATE hearing anything that has anything to do with the harming of "crum-crunchers" - it TEARS ME UP - so PLEASE - let's NOT kid around" this way. OK?

Thank you!

Take Care, John H.

**John H.** · 03-09-2005, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by cfs3

That reminds me of a joke about Micheal Jackson. Here it is, but slightly modified:

Question: Why does John H. like to shop at Wal-Mart?
Answer: Because all the boys pants are half off.

Cfs,

I would BE THE VERY FIRST PERSON STANDING IN LINE to pull the switch on ANYONE who would harm children IN ANY WAY -

PLEASE, let's move on about this. You can run me down about anything else BUT I AM NOT SOMEONE WHO WOULD EVER HARM ANY CHILDREN ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON and I DO NOT appreciate the "joking around" about this at all.

Thank you!

John H.

**John H.** · 03-09-2005, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by fantasma62

FUCK WALMART.....

I own "Brain Droppings" by Carlin and he's one irreverent, strange, but quite hillarious old man.....

Hi Tony,

I think he generally "shoots from the hip" - that is, he tells it like it is and that upsets some but he really is funny - hilarious! He was on The Tonite Show with Jay Leno a few days ago. (I am rarely up that late so it was neat to see him).

He strikes me as a man who will never let anyone "shit" on him ever. I like his honesty. And his courage to speak his mind.

I am borrowing the book from the library - they have two copies and they are both out right now so I am on the list.

Take Care, John H.

**BoneCrusher** · 03-09-2005, 02:53 PM

Carlin is hilarious. I've watched him since I was a little kid. His cynicism has grown over the years but I kind of understand. I'm more of a cynic my own damn self now.

Busy his crashing into your religious beliefs could produce nothing but dislike for him from you. "Ooohhhhhh no he did not say that religion is a tool used by the power elite to control idots ... and always has been

". Carlin is an Athiest Extreme.

**busyLivin** · 03-09-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Carlin is hilarious. I've watched him since I was a little kid. His cynicism has grown over the years but I kind of understand. I'm more of a cynic my own damn self now.

Busy his crashing into your religious beliefs could produce nothing but dislike for him from you. "Ooohhhhhh no he did not say that religion is a tool used by the power elite to control idots ... and always has been

". Carlin is an Athiest Extreme.

nah, it's not really that. i know it's part of his act to be an arrogant prick, but he plays the part too well

**John H.** · 03-10-2005, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Carlin is hilarious. I've watched him since I was a little kid. His cynicism has grown over the years but I kind of understand. I'm more of a cynic my own damn self now.

Busy his crashing into your religious beliefs could produce nothing but dislike for him from you. "Ooohhhhhh no he did not say that religion is a tool used by the power elite to control idots ... and always has been

". Carlin is an Athiest Extreme.

Hi Bone,

I think some of the problem some may have with Carlin is that he "shoots from the hip", that is he tells it like it IS. His cyncisim is a result of having to say AGAIN something because nothing seems to ever change for the better. "Everyone KNOWS there is a problem but nothing is ever done about it" - see what I am saying?

He is hitting on "religion" for good reasons. He'd have absolutely nothing to say if what he says was not actually true. I myself believe in God but NOT "religion" because they are so "tied at the hips and the lips" with politics and many times religious leaders for sure are nothing more than glorified politicians. And FOR DAMN SURE - "...religion is a tool used by the power elite..." - THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE - AND the "power elite" have as some of their members "religious leaders" as well. The "...idiots..." are those that just "swallow" what anyone tells them and "just accept" everything - they are ALWAYS LED by others. But the "idiots" are in many cases people who are scared of the unknown and are willing to "accept" just about anything they are told that makes them "feel better" REGARDLESS of whether it is actually true or not...Trust me, with "religion", it is ALL ABOUT the money and having the power over others for the personal gain of a few. POLITICS.

There is a HUGE VOID between God and "religion" BIGTIME!!! And it seems to be getting BIGGER.

Take Care, John H.

**John H.** · 03-10-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by busyLivin

nah, it's not really that. i know it's part of his act to be an arrogant prick, but he plays the part too well

Hi Busy,

I think he uses this method to really get peoples attention to what it IS he IS saying. It must be working because look at those that get upset at what he has to say - it IS TRUE and they do not like being told something that IS TRUE. And those that like him LIKE him because of his truthfulness and his methodology.

Take Care, John H.

**Celtic Bhoy** · 03-10-2005, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by John H.

He is hitting on "religion" for good reasons. He'd have absolutely nothing to say if what he says was not actually true. I myself believe in God but NOT "religion" because they are so "tied at the hips and the lips" with politics and many times religious leaders for sure are nothing more than glorified politicians. And FOR DAMN SURE - "...religion is a tool used by the power elite..." - THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE - AND the "power elite" have as some of their members "religious leaders" as well. The "...idiots..." are those that just "swallow" what anyone tells them and "just accept" everything - they are ALWAYS LED by others. But the "idiots" are in many cases people who are scared of the unknown and are willing to "accept" just about anything they are told that makes them "feel better" REGARDLESS of whether it is actually true or not...Trust me, with "religion", it is ALL ABOUT the money and having the power over others for the personal gain of a few. POLITICS.

There is a HUGE VOID between God and "religion" BIGTIME!!! And it seems to be getting BIGGER.

This may be a little off topic but I agree with that post about religion and politics being a bad mix.Religion was used by politicians to achieve power by playing on sectarianism and peoples fears.Situation in the north of Ireland was originally started as a religious division instigated by politicians , although its more about ethnicity these days.My 2 cents.

**John H.** · 03-10-2005, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Celtic Bhoy

This may be a little off topic but I agree with that post about religion and politics being a bad mix.Religion was used by politicians to achieve power by playing on sectarianism and peoples fears.Situation in the north of Ireland was originally started as a religious division instigated by politicians , although its more about ethnicity these days.My 2 cents.

Hi Celtic,

Being honest completely, if you check into the history of unrest and war throughout the ages you probably will find that religion has been at the bottom of the problem. I wish this was not true - but it is.

And religion and politics have always been strange bedfellows. Religion manytimes is nothing more than glorified politics. And truthfully has nothing to do with God - the REAL GOD.

Take Care, John H.

**bio-chem** · 03-10-2005, 01:46 PM

whats wrong with wall-mart saying they dont wish to carry a book?

**DOMS** · 03-10-2005, 02:17 PM

I creates a knee-jerk reaction in the anti-establishment, x-files watching, nut jobs.

They won't tolerate individuals or companies that don't have the same tolerances that they have...

**GOD** · 03-10-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by John H.

And religion and politics have always been strange bedfellows. Religion manytimes is nothing more than glorified politics. And truthfully has nothing to do with God - the REAL GOD.

**Little Wing** · 03-10-2005, 05:01 PM

Dear God,
Where the hell have you been?

**maniclion** · 03-10-2005, 05:06 PM

If Jesus brings the pork chops who's gonna bring the apple sauce?

**Little Wing** · 03-10-2005, 05:26 PM

i love applesauce. i will. n where are we on the whole not eating meat thing? pork?

**maniclion** · 03-10-2005, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i love applesauce. i will. n where are we on the whole not eating meat thing? pork?

I only eat birds and fish, no mammals. Maybe he means when will jesus bring the pork chops back in style.

**ihateschoolmt** · 03-10-2005, 05:38 PM

1000th post.

**maniclion** · 03-10-2005, 05:49 PM

4,135TH post

**Little Wing** · 03-10-2005, 05:53 PM

8,542

**GOD** · 03-10-2005, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

Dear God,
Where the hell have you been?

Awnsering prayers.

**DOMS** · 03-10-2005, 08:34 PM

Appearently, you've also been skipping school.

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