Thread: Dungeons and Dragons Idiots...

hey. where is the dungeon? n were there any vikings?

Now thats bad

Damnit... I cant resist...

So, do you guys have any skills?

One of my favorite parts is where the fat white wizard (or whatever he is) throws the ball (er, "lightening bolt") and hits one of his own guys in the upper chest or head

Oh dear Buddha..... And to think I used to hang with those types of weirdos. Lord what the hell was I thinking.

Yeah, I got turned around when a new group that I met came over my house dressed like those bozos in that video. I said "WTF???", took a look at them, took a look at me, and never invited them or saw them again.

You're far better off without them in your life V...

Faaaar better off.

I mean, just look at them I've watched the movie several times just because they are so damn serious about what they are doing

Dont tell anybody, but when I was 6 I used to dress up and play superman (or Robin when my brother was Batman). I'm glad I've gotten older.

On the other hand, I do like to go to Renaissance Fairs. I find it completely enjoyable to kick back, walk around and drink some beer while watching fun little shows of Shakespeare or whatever else is going on. I dont do the whole dress up thing, but I do think going to one or two a year is a good time

Oh man dont I know it. You THINK that those guys dont really take that stuff seriously, you know. Like, maybe they realize that its all fun for about, say, 30 minutes. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO..... those cats really DO take that stuff seriously. They go home and talk about it and live it 24/7 pretty much. Yeah I dont mind hanging at the Renaissance Faires for a few hours out of the year. But HELL NO I aint going to live like that all the danged time.



Ever notice how most of them are fat? Theres a saying: "She's not just fat, she's Sci-Fi Fan fat!". Makes you wonder a bit, dont it?

why u guys make fun of friends and me playing around while on pcp??


heheh jk those fuckers are hilarious

Yup. Hillarious. And the best part is they're actually doing something strenuous, even if they ARE all off tempo. So basicaly they're doing exercise LOL.


If they'd channel the energy to use those "spells" and "+10 Sword of Non Returning to This Plane of Existance for At Least 100 Years" into a gym, maybe they'd get some respect in the real world. Maybe even laid.

You never know.

Medieval Manor

a bunch of friends brought me here for my birthday when i turned 19. it's really cool you eat with your hands, drink pitchers of this dark beer....

The Fun

For the time of your life, step back hundreds of years into an evening at the Medieval Manor. Awaiting you and your party is a comedic experience often imitated but never equaled. In this bawdy rollicking romp through the Middle Ages, the minstrel, jester, oaf and wenches respond to the Lord of the Manor's every whim with song, story and slapstick, sweeping you up in the fun. As the spirits flow and Canterbury beckons, the laughter and camaraderie will soon reveal why so many return so often for such foolishness.



The Feast As guests of the king, you are also offered a sumptuous, six course banquet, eaten without fork, knife or spoon. Your meal begins with loaves of bread, pepper cheese trenchers and bowls of dragon soup. Steamed shellfish, salad and ribs precede the final course, roasted herbed chicken with vegetables. Complimentary flagons of dark beer, white wine or sweet lemonade quench your thirst, and there are plenty of napkins to keep your fingers clean. Cakes and vegetarian substitutes are always available with 24 hour notice.



Medieval Manners The Laws of Chivalry must prevail at all time.

• Management notes its obligation to limit or withhold the service of alcoholic beverages as is necessary, as well as to deny admittance (without refund) to anyone failing or refusing a breath test to determine blood alcohol level.
• The continued availability of drinks from the cash bar during intermissions is at the manager's discretion.
• All guests must be 21 years of age, or be accompanied by a parent, or have prior managerial approval.
• Sorry, no video cameras are allowed.
• Sports clothes and other casual wear are appropriate attire. Jackets are not required, but no ripped jeans. Shorts are allowed in August, but not in January.
• As at any theatrical event, leaving your seat during the performance is unfair to others. Don't annoy the king!

the last part means you have to ask permission to go to the bathroom and the jester makes good sport of those who ask to.

That was a really stupid clip, I've never understood why people play D&D.

Originally Posted by cappo5150

That was a really stupid clip, I've never understood why people play D&D.

Oh the game itself is fun as hell to play. Definately engrosing and I wish I could still play it. Its like writting and acting out an action packed book live on the spot. Its those idiots that give it a bad name.

omg you assholes are going to get us in trouble. Lighting bolt requires at least 345280 experience points, and 34 stat point just for level 1 lightning bolt(After that its lightning strike, and NOT lightning storm, like everybody thinks)
That must have been at least a level 21 mage you're calling fat, and Ill not be associated with you if his wrath comes to your door.

OMG, I watched it over and hes equipped with Thor's kilt. That requires at least a party of 6 about level 28 to beat Thor the magnificent. They could have been boost leveling him at the time, but you have to be at least level 25 to enter the molden caves. Also, if you had even bothered to check his leg armor, you would have noticed he was wearing womens nylon leggings.. I mean, uh.. Veiled Chain mail leggings, which are also minimum level 25..

I dont have a necromancer nearby with the scan soul spell, but Im going to assume hes actually a level 32ish mage, and he was only using lightning bolt to save mana. This theory is in part based on the fact that hes equipped with,"Invisible helmet of baldspot of middle aged man" Which requires a character of at least 40 years old. So hes probably had plenty of time to learn a room attack spell like lava burst and defeat us all.

Hehe, you saw the bald spot huh? I showed it to my roomies and one of them thought it was a bunch of kids playing around. I was like "Uhhh, nooope. Check out the Fat Wizard with the bald spot and dude with a fu man chu."

He was pretty incredulous... even though I warned him not to risk the wrath of the fat wizzie guy

Omg

HO SHIT!!!.....thats gotta be the funniest shit Ive read in a long time, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tears*

i literally coulnd't breathe when i was wathcing that and then when the dude started yelling "lighting bolt" i nearly lost my shit!! one of the funniest things i have seen in awhile.

When I was a (10,11,12,13) we used to dress in camo and play Navy SEALS with BB guns, bottle rockets and dirt clods for grenades. We'd have one set of friends set up a base while the other team tried to take it over without being detected. One day this 20 something guy that lived down the road wanted to join in so we let him and then ganged up on his weirdo ass and popped him with a volley of dirt clods and bb's, he said we were too wild for him and left in a hurry, I think he was about to cry.

That sounds like mega fun, Manic. Both parts

My dad has played D&D all my life. My brothers and I used to play when we were little. Now my oldest brother runs games for his wife, my dad, another brother, and my son. No, they don not dress up and act it out

We go to the Ren. Festival every year... and we love to dress the part!!!

From Reno 911:
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-reno...rdscuffle.html

D & D is the best game ever created. Period.

Perhaps, but the operative word is game, and not necessarily lifestyle.

Because someone plays a warrior or warlock in a game certainly doesnt mean they need to dress up like them and throw tennis balls at each other saying "lightening strike".

I understand that you're joking, but consider this: because a few bodybuilders are true meat-heads, we are all labeled meat-heads. Even the hobbyists such as myself.

what the fuck is dungeons and dragons and what are those drugged up loons doing in the woods? is this some sort of american thing?

Loons are just that, loons.

Dungeons and Dragons, however, is a great game.

Yeah, when I was younger I played some Warhammer 40k. It was alot of fun, and I really enjoyed the strategy aspect. I'd probably still play it today if I had friends that were into it... but the new game of choice is poker apparently