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    If you died and came back to life....

    who would be your parents? For me, it would be Madonna as my mom and Fred Durst as my dad. I'll get back to you about my reson why.

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    Lenny Kravitz and Hallie Berry
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    My first reaction was to say Gina Gershon for a mom...But that would turn this into a Jonh H thread, arguing over how NATURAL it is to fantasize about ur own mother!!lol(J/K John!)
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    I would want arnold for my dad, just for the genetics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
    I would want arnold for my dad, just for the genetics.

    fuck, i was hoping to be the first one to say that !!!

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    With my luck I would come back as a praying mantis because of the one I was messing with yesterday.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    With my luck I would come back as a praying mantis because of the one I was messing with yesterday.
    aww they are cool. did you hurt that bug mr.?

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. These two should hook up anyway n damn i'd be purty, rich and talented. Plus my mom would be doing some really cool things, the missy has a big soft heart to go w the lips i'd inherit. and my dad would like architecture like me. coool.

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    It was stuck to our window so I helped it off cause it was having a hard time moving across, then I got some chopsticks and sort of boxed with it, then I set him in our orchids and left him alone.

    Angelina would be a cool mom, Johnny Depp would be a cool dad.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    If I died and came back to life... technically my parents would still be my parents

    Now, if I died and came back in another life then they might not be. Regardless, I'd enjoy them as parents again, I couldnt have done any better

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    i would like my dad to be a bear and my mom a bird so i would be some messed up circus animal that'll be strong like a bear and could also fly.... i would be soooo cool

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    Or at least for them to smoke lots of weed and be hippies right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seven11
    i would like my dad to be a bear and my mom a bird so i would be some messed up circus animal that'll be strong like a bear and could also fly.... i would be soooo cool
    I can imagine the doo doo on cars that bear/bird would leave on freshly washed cars.

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    hehehe hell yea.... and imagine how pissed those people in the convertibles would get

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    I would like my father to be Johnnny and my mommy to be RG69, Luke can be the abused stepbrother and Vioepe can be the crazy uncle. Hmmmm who else

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    that would be one happy family

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    I really wouldn't trade my parents in.. But I'd make them naturally lean and muscular so that they could pass that on to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    It was stuck to our window so I helped it off cause it was having a hard time moving across, then I got some chopsticks and sort of boxed with it, then I set him in our orchids and left him alone.

    Angelina would be a cool mom, Johnny Depp would be a cool dad.
    i really knew you wouldn't hurt it.

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    Name any 2 smart, beautiful, rich people who arent shitty parents, and Id be happy

    Or, If God and Mary wanted another kid Id be game for that too.

    O, and mantis..uh.. mantises? Manti? Mantisies. Nevermind, F*** it, I think A mantis is cool.

    Edit: According to spell check my first guess was right Mantises are cool.

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    mantises are cool. the 1st time i saw one i think was in virginia. they must lift they are huuuuuuugggggggeeeeeeeeeee. they are really kinda amazing it's hard to notice one n not stop and play crocodile hunter. i live in maine so for me they have been a rare sight.

    "then I set him in our orchids" wow i wanna live in hawaii.

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    You didn't mention time period... 1920 the age of industry, just a man with some knowledge of the future...We'd have national health care...promise

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    I was shocked by how smart it seemed. Not only that, but Id always had a menacing image of what they were like.. fast and vicious.. it was neither of which, I wanted one as a pet after that!
    But I figured since I have no idea how to take care of a mantis, he would be dead in a week, like my dog.

    RIP Fluffy..(We used to call him fluffy, now we call him stiffy )

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    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    I would like my father to be Johnnny and my mommy to be RG69, Luke can be the abused stepbrother and Vioepe can be the crazy uncle. Hmmmm who else
    i think i need to change my breast feeding policy now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    i think i need to change my breast feeding policy now.

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    got milk?

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    Hannibal Lector and Ma Barker, or Superman and Wonderwoman..... Ha ha ha ha Peace n Love
    I present you with the gift of my PAIN as I rain down punch after kick after knee after elbow over and over and over again bring excitment to tha very fiber of my DNA, as my ears records tha sounds of bones snap'n and lungs collapse'n ,organs being SLOWLY turned into a very special jelly to tease my taste buds at tha very thought of tha smell of blood that will change tha color of his eyes from white to that glossy delicious deep intestinal red color. This and more I claim from each victim or new toy as I have come to think of them lately.I feel tha power of tha Voodoo all my Jamaican and Zulu forefathers died to keep secret and pass into me. This is my birthright, my gift if you will. I am tha VooDoo child, tha dream and tha nightmare, Tha villian and tha hero,tha bringer and tha destroyer.I am tha unwalkable road,I am tha unswimable ocean, tha unclimbable mountain, tha storm that there is no shelter to protect you from, I am tha final thought. You ask why am I like this...................... Because violence keeps me calm MUTHAFUCKA !!!!! I am tha muthafuck'n Serial Killa and I can smell your blood from here,Too hard for your Momma, Too hip for your Daddy Fuck Milk, Got TREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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