Thread: If you died and came back to life....

Lenny Kravitz and Hallie Berry

My first reaction was to say Gina Gershon for a mom...But that would turn this into a Jonh H thread, arguing over how NATURAL it is to fantasize about ur own mother!!lol(J/K John!)

I would want arnold for my dad, just for the genetics.

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

I would want arnold for my dad, just for the genetics.

fuck, i was hoping to be the first one to say that !!!

With my luck I would come back as a praying mantis because of the one I was messing with yesterday.

Originally Posted by maniclion

With my luck I would come back as a praying mantis because of the one I was messing with yesterday.

aww they are cool. did you hurt that bug mr.?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. These two should hook up anyway n damn i'd be purty, rich and talented. Plus my mom would be doing some really cool things, the missy has a big soft heart to go w the lips i'd inherit. and my dad would like architecture like me. coool.

It was stuck to our window so I helped it off cause it was having a hard time moving across, then I got some chopsticks and sort of boxed with it, then I set him in our orchids and left him alone.

Angelina would be a cool mom, Johnny Depp would be a cool dad.

If I died and came back to life... technically my parents would still be my parents

Now, if I died and came back in another life then they might not be. Regardless, I'd enjoy them as parents again, I couldnt have done any better

i would like my dad to be a bear and my mom a bird so i would be some messed up circus animal that'll be strong like a bear and could also fly.... i would be soooo cool

Or at least for them to smoke lots of weed and be hippies right?

Originally Posted by seven11

i would like my dad to be a bear and my mom a bird so i would be some messed up circus animal that'll be strong like a bear and could also fly.... i would be soooo cool

I can imagine the doo doo on cars that bear/bird would leave on freshly washed cars.

hehehe hell yea.... and imagine how pissed those people in the convertibles would get

I would like my father to be Johnnny and my mommy to be RG69, Luke can be the abused stepbrother and Vioepe can be the crazy uncle. Hmmmm who else

that would be one happy family

I really wouldn't trade my parents in.. But I'd make them naturally lean and muscular so that they could pass that on to me

Originally Posted by maniclion

It was stuck to our window so I helped it off cause it was having a hard time moving across, then I got some chopsticks and sort of boxed with it, then I set him in our orchids and left him alone.

Angelina would be a cool mom, Johnny Depp would be a cool dad.

i really knew you wouldn't hurt it.

Name any 2 smart, beautiful, rich people who arent shitty parents, and Id be happy

Or, If God and Mary wanted another kid Id be game for that too.

O, and mantis..uh.. mantises? Manti? Mantisies. Nevermind, F*** it, I think A mantis is cool.

Edit: According to spell check my first guess was right Mantises are cool.

mantises are cool. the 1st time i saw one i think was in virginia. they must lift they are huuuuuuugggggggeeeeeeeeeee. they are really kinda amazing it's hard to notice one n not stop and play crocodile hunter. i live in maine so for me they have been a rare sight.

"then I set him in our orchids" wow i wanna live in hawaii.

You didn't mention time period... 1920 the age of industry, just a man with some knowledge of the future...We'd have national health care...promise

I was shocked by how smart it seemed. Not only that, but Id always had a menacing image of what they were like.. fast and vicious.. it was neither of which, I wanted one as a pet after that!
But I figured since I have no idea how to take care of a mantis, he would be dead in a week, like my dog.

RIP Fluffy..(We used to call him fluffy, now we call him stiffy )

lol.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I would like my father to be Johnnny and my mommy to be RG69, Luke can be the abused stepbrother and Vioepe can be the crazy uncle. Hmmmm who else

i think i need to change my breast feeding policy now.

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i think i need to change my breast feeding policy now.

got milk?