pimp'n ain't easy
Results 1 to 20 of 20
Thread: pimp'n ain't easy
-
03-15-2005, 12:26 AM #1Jamaican Rude Boy
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- Tha HOOD !
- Posts
- 1,462
- Rep Points
- 53962143
pimp'n ain't easy
You gotta see this, just tooooooooooo funny http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv
I present you with the gift of my PAIN as I rain down punch after kick after knee after elbow over and over and over again bring excitment to tha very fiber of my DNA, as my ears records tha sounds of bones snap'n and lungs collapse'n ,organs being SLOWLY turned into a very special jelly to tease my taste buds at tha very thought of tha smell of blood that will change tha color of his eyes from white to that glossy delicious deep intestinal red color. This and more I claim from each victim or new toy as I have come to think of them lately.I feel tha power of tha Voodoo all my Jamaican and Zulu forefathers died to keep secret and pass into me. This is my birthright, my gift if you will. I am tha VooDoo child, tha dream and tha nightmare, Tha villian and tha hero,tha bringer and tha destroyer.I am tha unwalkable road,I am tha unswimable ocean, tha unclimbable mountain, tha storm that there is no shelter to protect you from, I am tha final thought. You ask why am I like this...................... Because violence keeps me calm MUTHAFUCKA !!!!! I am tha muthafuck'n Serial Killa and I can smell your blood from here,Too hard for your Momma, Too hip for your Daddy Fuck Milk, Got TREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
03-15-2005, 04:29 AM #2Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- Posts
- 2,090
- Rep Points
- 10
-
03-15-2005, 06:16 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Posts
- 7,008
- Rep Points
- -1157878
Hilarious
-
03-15-2005, 07:27 AM #4YM ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2003
- Location
- Michigan
- Posts
- 7,868
- Rep Points
- 15385538
Niiiiiice!!
-
03-15-2005, 01:42 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Mēns Incognita
- Posts
- 25,581
- Rep Points
- 396412648
That was no chop, that was pure elbow to the mandible.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
-
03-15-2005, 01:49 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
- Gender
- Location
- North Carolina
- Posts
- 5,639
- Rep Points
- 133924367
that was pretty sweet, but did the narrator say that the pimp was standing outside of a police station hitting a girl? What the hell.
-
03-15-2005, 02:30 PM #7Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2001
- Posts
- 10,116
- Rep Points
- 13330958
gotta keep that left up
Now rollin' with the Raider
-
03-15-2005, 02:31 PM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In a van, down by the river...
- Posts
- 28,875
- Rep Points
- 922623595
I saw that clip on TV a year or so ago. The pimps not across from a police station, he's across from the studio where a martial arts expert was teaching some cops how to fight most effectively. The pimp was just a live demonstration.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
-
03-15-2005, 02:34 PM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In a van, down by the river...
- Posts
- 28,875
- Rep Points
- 922623595
You laugh, but years ago, when I started doing Muy Thai, I had the habit of dropping my left. My instructor told me twice to keep it up. My third reminder left me staring up at the ceiling lights from the floor. He had hit me so fast, I had to remember that he hit me. Is was so fast it didn't register until after the fact.
Originally Posted by naturaltan
gotta keep that left upSo many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
-
03-15-2005, 02:45 PM #10Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2001
- Posts
- 10,116
- Rep Points
- 13330958
I do laugh because I've been where you were too. Both in boxing and martial arts ... but I only had to be told once because I received such a blow that I never ever forgot again.
Originally Posted by cfs3
Now rollin' with the Raider
-
03-15-2005, 02:47 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In a van, down by the river...
- Posts
- 28,875
- Rep Points
- 922623595
I received such a blow that I have trouble remembering... Originally Posted by naturaltan
I do laugh because I've been where you were too. Both in boxing and martial arts ... but I only had to be told once because I received such a blow that I never ever forgot again.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
-
03-15-2005, 02:50 PM #12Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Jul 2001
- Posts
- 10,116
- Rep Points
- 13330958
that is quite a shot. Originally Posted by cfs3
I received such a blow that I have trouble remembering...Now rollin' with the Raider
-
03-15-2005, 02:53 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2002
- Posts
- 7,008
- Rep Points
- -1157878
If you could zoom in a little and increase the image quality you'd in fact see that it was NT in his younger years... hence his later taking boxing and martial arts... all in the name of becoming the best pimp ever
-
03-15-2005, 03:29 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Mēns Incognita
- Posts
- 25,581
- Rep Points
- 396412648
I've been knocked out on accident playing flag football, I went up to intercept a pass and came down to an elbow and blackness with cute little stars. I probably stumbled around like him when I got up.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
-
03-15-2005, 03:44 PM #15Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
- Join Date
- Jun 2002
- Gender
- Location
- Bay Area
- Posts
- 24,268
- Rep Points
- 52981667
Smack!
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
Disclaimer: All health, fitness, diet, nutrition, anabolic steroid & supplement information posted here is intended for educational and informational purposes only, and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice from a medical doctor. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. If you choose to use AAS it's your responsibility to know the laws of the country that you live in. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website.
-
03-15-2005, 05:59 PM #16happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Posts
- 22,837
- Rep Points
- 157391219
Originally Posted by Eggs
If you could zoom in a little and increase the image quality you'd in fact see that it was NT in his younger years... hence his later taking boxing and martial arts... all in the name of becoming the best pimp ever
P-side Inc.
"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
-
03-15-2005, 06:37 PM #17Back from the dead
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Gender
- Location
- North Carolina
- Posts
- 6,003
- Rep Points
- 6402071
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Originally Posted by Mudge
-
03-15-2005, 06:54 PM #18Employee of the Month
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Twenkie-ville
- Posts
- 1,210
- Rep Points
- 2009142
wow that hit looks weak but yet knock that pimp out
-
03-15-2005, 06:55 PM #19Employee of the Month
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Twenkie-ville
- Posts
- 1,210
- Rep Points
- 2009142
all i can say is woow
-
03-15-2005, 08:33 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Location
- Venice, CA
- Posts
- 2,410
- Rep Points
- 44484476
im surprised the "pimp" wasnt carrying a strap.
Reply With Quote
Similar Threads
-
Easy way to get abs
By cappo5150 in forum TrainingReplies: 23Last Post: 04-12-2011, 10:13 PM -
If only it were this easy...
By fletcher6490 in forum Open ChatReplies: 20Last Post: 03-17-2006, 04:58 PM -
does it ever get easy?
By kicka19 in forum Anabolic ZoneReplies: 20Last Post: 02-25-2006, 02:14 AM -
I'm new, so be easy with me
By lungbuster in forum Diet & NutritionReplies: 7Last Post: 11-28-2005, 09:20 PM -
Men Are So Easy
By katie64 in forum Open ChatReplies: 4Last Post: 10-05-2003, 08:55 PM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.