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    First off, I'm a 25 yr. old female. There is this chick at my gym who is a cutie. About my age, light brown hair, maybe 130 pounds, 5'5"ish. HOWEVER, she is a total gym whore. She comes to work out in tiny little skimpy outfits with LOW RISE pants & her thong pulled out purposely. She walks on the treadmill doing this hilarious sway type walk with her HUGE hips. (which would be too big for me if I bi-curious) (She's a pear shape, small cute waist, but DAYUM some child bearin' hips.) You can totally tell she is making this walk up, b/c when she leaves the gym, she walks normal. She just wants to shake her a$$ as much as possible to let as much of her thong be seen. Ok so she's very cute, & I thought she was cool until yesterday. We're upstairs doing db's & I go over & grab the 15 pounders. She looks at me and says I better be careful or I'll end up looking like one of those big bulky bodybuilding females that look like men. Oh bitch no. I just looked at her like the clueless whore she was & told her she should hit up some heavier weights than the pink db's & she could lose the 20 pounds of "bulk" sitting on her hips. Winked at her and walked away.

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    She sounds like Bobby's type...

    what city do you live in? I'll send him your way.
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    Hips you say? Address? . . .

    She isn't very big at all if she is anywhere near 130.
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    Maybe she was doing forced reps with the lighter weights?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge
    Hips you say? Address? . . .

    She isn't very big at all if she is anywhere near 130.
    "36-24-36? Only if she's five, three."
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001
    She sounds like Bobby's type...

    what city do you live in? I'll send him your way.
    You mean he is picky???!

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    hey...I'm 5'2 and 136. am I fat?



    Brit...he tries to be. LMAO He needs a porn star~!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001
    hey...I'm 5'2 and 136. am I fat?



    Brit...he tries to be. LMAO He needs a porn star~!!!
    LMAO... he could be in one... he totally coulda pulled off a part in Boogie Nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    LMAO... he could be in one... he totally coulda pulled off a part in Boogie Nights.
    Until the scene where he had to take his clothes off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001
    Until the scene where he had to take his clothes off.
    Oh man... you are putting way to many images in my head now! lol

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    Remember....He thinks he has a good body and STRONG legs!

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    pictures please..... and if posible take one while she's in the shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001
    She sounds like Bobby's type...

    what city do you live in? I'll send him your way.
    LMAO..stop trying to pawn Bobby off on every unsuspecting female









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    I coulda been in Boogie Nights too, not the guy on the left though.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    LMAO You guys are a riot. No, of course she's not fat. Never said that. She has a tiny little waist, and probably 110 pounds of evenly distributed weight. But then she's got 20 pounds of flab just sitting on her hips. Kinda weird looking. Like its not supposed to be there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJR55
    (IF I was bi-curious)
    OK, not to get too far off subject here, but I feel the need to point out a couple of facts about IM.com. You see, the guys here aren't really big, buff bodybuilder types. We're all just fat, dirty old men looking for a fantasy or three here and there. When you negate even the possibility of being bi-curious you completely trash our fantasies for the rest of the day. So please, be considerate and don't crush us too early in the day. Thanks
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge
    Hips you say? Address? . . .

    She isn't very big at all if she is anywhere near 130.
    I think what she was referring to was a soft all in one place 130lbs... the pear look

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    OK, not to get too far off subject here, but I feel the need to point out a couple of facts about IM.com. You see, the guys here aren't really big, buff bodybuilder types. We're all just fat, dirty old men looking for a fantasy or three here and there. When you negate even the possibility of being bi-curious you completely trash our fantasies for the rest of the day. So please, be considerate and don't crush us too early in the day. Thanks
    Yep, well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJR55
    We're upstairs doing db's & I go over & grab the 15 pounders. She looks at me and says I better be careful or I'll end up looking like one of those big bulky bodybuilding females that look like men. .
    I wish i had a dollar everytime i came across some chick that said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
    I wish i had a dollar everytime i came across some chick.
    That's what John Holmes used to say.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJR55
    LMAO You guys are a riot. No, of course she's not fat. Never said that. She has a tiny little waist, and probably 110 pounds of evenly distributed weight. But then she's got 20 pounds of flab just sitting on her hips. Kinda weird looking. Like its not supposed to be there.
    That is called the curse of being a woman. Auggh....my world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001
    That is called the curse of being a woman. Auggh....my world!

    Well if you WOMEN would start LISTENING to us MEN you'd realize it's not a curse. Most of us like women with "ample ASSetts". Why do you think J-Lo is so popular?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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