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Old 03-15-2005, 05:37 PM   #1
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Cool am i an alpha male?
so i was shopping the other day, when a cute girl bump her shopping cart into mine. She looked at me and smiled a little, i looked back, smiled, ripped my shirt of and pushed her cart over. she only started at me so an other girl approched that saw what was going on and yelled "hey u cant do that!".. so i just grabbed her hair and whisperd in her ear " mind ur own business sweat heart". before i could put my shirt back a security guard was coming at me.. so i just stoped him with a bruce lee kung fu cross kick and finished him with a knee to the nuts. Afer all was clear i put my shirt back on and exited the store calmly and drove off.


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Old 03-15-2005, 05:39 PM   #2
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so am i an alpha male?
No, youre a pussy.

A weird one at that.


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I would say an asshole.


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and finished him with a knee to the nuts.
No cheap shots.


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Old 03-15-2005, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:44 PM   #6
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u guys aint no alpha male material
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:45 PM   #7
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No but we beat the shit outta guys like you.





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Old 03-15-2005, 05:47 PM   #9
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heheh hell nah bro ill kick u in tha nuts
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:48 PM   #10
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u guys aint no alpha male material
acting like an asshole does not make one an alpha male.


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Old 03-15-2005, 05:48 PM   #11
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I wish I was at the store, then I would show you who's alpha dog


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Old 03-15-2005, 05:48 PM   #12
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and u guys r just jealous cuz ull never be cool like me

p.s. i wanna party, i wanna party!!
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:49 PM   #13
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Oddly enough, a similar situation happened to me. Except it was a the local Victoria's Secret and I left the store not only calmly, but to the resounding cheers of lustfilled females and dollar bills tied to panties being thrown my way. Then the alarm went off and I had to wake up and go to work.


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Old 03-15-2005, 05:49 PM   #14
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premier u couldnt do anything to me cuz im just too fast, u wouldnt ever catch me
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:50 PM   #15
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:52 PM   #16
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:53 PM   #17
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im a smart one.... with lotta cheap shots
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:54 PM   #18
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:59 PM   #20
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o yea i got another storie...... i was at a club and met a stipper there. so she took me home with her 5 hot stipper friends.. while driving there i raced a porsche 150 mph down a one way street and won. in the mean time i out races cops and beat up 5 thugs that tried to snatch a old ladies purse.... so yea the story ends with me banigging the stripper and her friend taping it.... so am i an alpha male now?
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Oddly enough, a similar situation happened to me. Except it was a the local Victoria's Secret and I left the store not only calmly, but to the resounding cheers of lustfilled females and dollar bills tied to panties being thrown my way. Then the alarm went off and I had to wake up and go to work.


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Uh, anyone else think this thread is retarded as hell?


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Old 03-15-2005, 06:02 PM   #23
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o yea i got another storie...... i was at a club and met a stipper there. so she took me home with her 5 hot stipper friends.. while driving there i raced a porsche 150 mph down a one way street and won. in the mean time i out races cops and beat up 5 thugs that tried to snatch a old ladies purse.... so yea the story ends with me banigging the stripper and her friend taping it.... so am i an alpha male now?
did you eat some funny looking mushrooms today?


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Old 03-15-2005, 06:04 PM   #24
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no but i drank 2 bottle of vodka and i wasnt even drunk
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You sound more like an s-male to me.
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no but i drank 2 bottle of vodka and i wasnt even drunk
WOW too cool!


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Old 03-15-2005, 06:07 PM   #27
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i wanna partey i wanna parteyyy
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shame, no one wants to party with you


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