Thread: Why??

1 is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks

2 why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand

3 if a word was misspelled in a dictionary how would we ever know

4 if Webster wrote the first dictionary where did he find the words

5 why do tug boats push

6 why is it called after dark when really its after daylight

7 if work is so good why do they pay for you to do it

8 if all the worlds a stage where do the audience sit

9 if love is blind why is lingerie so popular

10 why is a bra singular but knickers is plural

11 why do we press harder on the buttons of a remote control when we know the batteries are failing

12 why do we put suits in garment bags but garments in suitcases

13 Christmas is weird what other time of year do you sit round a dead tree and eat sweets out your socks

heres some more for you to ponder on

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there are no women around him ....is he still wrong

if someone with multiple personalities threaten to kill himsel, is it classed as a hostage situation

is the another word for synonym

what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant

why dont sheep shrink in the rain

what was the best thing before sliced bread

why do toasters allways have a setting that burns toast to a crisp that no one would ever eat

why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but they dont point to their crotch when they ask for the toilet

why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours they are both dogs

if Quizzes are Quizzical what are tests

Adult = a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

Beauty Parlour = a place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal = someone who is fed up with people

Chickens = the only animal you eat before they are born and after they die

Committee = a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Dust = mud with the juice sqeezed out

Egotist = someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip = a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handkerchief = cold storage

Inflation = cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Myth = a female moth

Secret = something you tell one person at a time

Skeleton = a bunch of bones with the person scraped off

Toothache = a pain that drives you to extraction

Tommorrow = one of the greatest labour saving devices of today

Wrinkles = someting other people have. you have character lines

LMAO. I loved all of those!