Reply With QuoteDepends of what type of vegetable I become.
Being a rutabaga.....
View Poll Results: To pull or not to pull
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I am already a vegetable who types randomly with my tongue.
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Thread: Being a rutabaga.....
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03-22-2005, 01:58 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Being a rutabaga.....
or a vegetable of your choosing would you want the plug/tube pulled?
I would want it pulled, keeping someone on artificial life is unnatural and against the will of God.
Then I want my body buried under a tree with no coffin so it can decompose as soon as possible and return me to the elements so I can become a weed and a centipede and whatever else my elements resurrect as.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-22-2005, 02:03 PM #2Monochromatic Bunny
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03-22-2005, 02:10 PM #3Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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There is one option I think should be added...
Yes, keep me alive but feel free to submit my living remains to whatever radical research group is involved in finding a cure for my condition. Who knows, you may just end up like RoboCop
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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03-22-2005, 02:13 PM #4Monochromatic Bunny
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He doesn´t even workout the trapezius.
Originally Posted by Witmaster
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03-22-2005, 02:29 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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They're in a subdermal nanohydraulic system connected to his ligaments, sheesh. Originally Posted by Vieope
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-22-2005, 02:33 PM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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if my brain is gone let me go. my daughter has plans to mummify me. she's dead serious. sounds ok to me.
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03-22-2005, 02:35 PM #7Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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and i hear the sporty parts are italian. Originally Posted by maniclion
They're in a subdermal nanohydraulic system connected to his ligaments, sheesh.
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03-22-2005, 02:41 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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The process begins with extraction of the brain via the nasal passage. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
if my brain is gone let me go. my daughter has plans to mummify me. she's dead serious. sounds ok to me.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-22-2005, 02:46 PM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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There is no such thing as nanohydraulic, nanobrain. Originally Posted by maniclion
They're in a subdermal nanohydraulic system connected to his ligaments, sheesh.
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03-22-2005, 02:49 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'm rubber you're glue.... Originally Posted by Vieope
Nanonuts
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03-22-2005, 02:50 PM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i know i'll be done with them at that point anyway. i just wanna see the look on her face when she has to put the spice plug in my butt. she says someone else has to do that part. lol. Originally Posted by maniclion
The process begins with extraction of the brain via the nasal passage.
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03-22-2005, 02:53 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
is my guess...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-22-2005, 02:58 PM #13Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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you are probably right. revenge for all the times i told her no she couldn't do something.
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I would hate to know I was just laying there wasting away, if, after a month I am brain dead, pull it, puuuhleeezzze!
Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
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Pull the plug for sure!!!
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I see there are two other vegetables that type with their tongues. Good luck with that
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Originally Posted by Eggs
I see there are two other vegetables that type with their tongues. Good luck with that
Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
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03-23-2005, 05:04 PM #18You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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what I don't understand about all these religious fanatics that have a problem with pulling the plug is that you would think they would be all in favor of relieving this persons pain and letting them get to "god" quicker? no no, instead they want this process all drawn out b/c killing them would be playing god, yet somehow keeping someone alive by way of technology is not playing god! maybe they aren't worried about actually doin whats best for people as much they just want to impose their views and believe on others.. anyways, for me, if I can't get under teh squat rack then please pull that plug
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03-23-2005, 05:47 PM #19Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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They argue homosexuality is unnatural and then turn around and pretend being kept alive by a machine is. Originally Posted by gr81
Talk about conflicted views.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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