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03-25-2005, 12:18 AM #1Employee of the Month
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am i an alpha dawg now?
well today was supposed to be a relaxing day, i didnt have anything to do so i thought i could just chil. But then one of my girlfriends called me and told me how her gym teacher put the moves on her. so i decided to go pay that fatass a litle visit. i wated till his class was over and everybody left so i just aproched him and started asking him whats up, well he kept telling me how she was lieng about that stuff because she couldnt keep up. well that did it. i took the cigar out of my mouth and lifted my shades and said "time to feel the burn" and then i stuck my cigar into his eye. he passed out from the pain, then i saw an large bodybuilder running torwards me with a barbell, so i just grabed a nearby helium tank and stucked it into his mouth and said "time to pump you up". he couldnt move from the pain so i gave him a kung fu kick that sent him flying 6 foot through the air. as i was leaving the gym owner cheased me down and asked me who's gonna pay for all this damage. so i grabed him by the head looked straight into his eyes and said "put it on my tab" and finished him with a swift kunfu punch to the temple that knock it right out. well guys i was planning on resting today, but what can u do there's always something happening.
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03-25-2005, 12:28 AM #2Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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03-25-2005, 12:29 AM #3Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Hey, You changed the title! FYI its spelled,"Dawg" jeez.. white people, I swear.
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03-25-2005, 12:30 AM #4Employee of the Month
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hahaha thanks man
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03-25-2005, 12:34 AM #5Registered User
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lol
Originally Posted by seven11
wait a minute, you were planning on resting today?? then what the hell do you call all those other days you just sit on your ass and do...umm, nothing
did u even get a job yet ?? "alpha male"
lol
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03-25-2005, 12:40 AM #6Employee of the Month
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hahahahah yes... now fuck off heheh jk
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03-25-2005, 03:59 PM #7Registered User
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so your girlfriend is in high school? of course your an alpha male. looking forward to prison life?
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03-25-2005, 04:05 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-25-2005, 05:59 PM #9happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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He is a fuckin monkey! 
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
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03-25-2005, 06:38 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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actually looks like a good book tho. Originally Posted by maniclion
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-25-2005, 07:41 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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My question is, if you're such an alpha male 7, why the hell did you politely wait until the end of the class to approach him. Dont you think a real tough guy would have gone and whooped his ass in front of the class?
Oh, and please tell your boss to work you more hours. You have waaay to much free time to be dreaming up shit like this
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03-25-2005, 08:49 PM #12Peelosopher
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I like this 7 guy
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03-25-2005, 08:49 PM #13Peelosopher
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he don't play no games, foo'
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03-25-2005, 08:53 PM #14Employee of the Month
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thats right dont mess with me
hehehe
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