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    Zoo Friends

    Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come
    across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male
    gorilla has a massive erection.
    The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just
    can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
    The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him
    for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man
    back out of the cage.
    An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
    Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
    "AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't
    called, he hasn't written ...
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come
    across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male
    gorilla has a massive erection.
    The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just
    can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
    The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him
    for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man
    back out of the cage.
    An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
    Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
    "AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't
    called, he hasn't written ...
    .

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