Originally Posted by Witmaster
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Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come
across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male
gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just
can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him
for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man
back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't
called, he hasn't written ...
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson

Originally Posted by Witmaster
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