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03-29-2005, 09:25 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!
ALBOB is officially getting out of the shit business. Yesterday I accepted an offer to become a safety training developer for Bechtel Nevada. I'll be writing and teaching hazardous environment safety courses for employees of the Nevada Test Site. If you happen to see any mushroom clouds over Nevada in the next few years that'll be me saying, Oh shit!
No more Roto-Rooter for me, I'm gonna be glowing in the dark now. I think I got the job because they took one look at me and said, "What the hell, radiation couldn't do any MORE damage."
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-29-2005, 09:27 AM #2finding peace
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03-29-2005, 09:30 AM #3Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Well Congratulations!!
Now, you're not gonna pull a "homer" and drive home with an Isotope stuck to your ass are you?!?
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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03-29-2005, 09:35 AM #4End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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Congratulations! And we won't worry until you grow a second head (and I mean out of your shoulders, pornal guy).
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03-29-2005, 09:36 AM #5IDIOT SAVANT
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Doh
Originally Posted by Witmaster
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-29-2005, 10:24 AM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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There is some real opportunity for fun.
I used to work at Boeing in the military shipping department. We would have some really high tech stuff and some stuff that was marked such that opening it would get you federal time. Crazy stuff.
My boss was an Oakey (from Tulsa) who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. He's the only person I've ever known who could say 'computer' with six syllables.
We liked to play jokes on one another in that department. So, I brought in some batteries for the radio that we had lying around. I put the dial all the way to the left so that it played nothing but static. Then I put it into a box, sealed up the box, and slapped a 'radioactive materials' label on it and I left it on my boss' desk.
I was barely able to stop him from calling the hazmat team...So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-29-2005, 10:31 AM #7pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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MBC and I installed a new toilet a few weeks ago.
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03-29-2005, 10:48 AM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Congratulations Albob.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-29-2005, 11:51 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Now you are definately buying the first round, congratulations Albob
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03-29-2005, 02:19 PM #10Peelosopher
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they won't know what hit 'em
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03-29-2005, 04:01 PM #11Moderator MODERATOR
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Wasn't there a movie about this?
Oh yeah...
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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03-29-2005, 04:32 PM #12Monochromatic Bunny
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Old people are not allowed to say Yayyyy.
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03-30-2005, 08:59 AM #13IDIOT SAVANT
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My hero! Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Wasn't there a movie about this?
Oh yeah...
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-30-2005, 11:01 AM #14Registered User
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dont pull a lucky homer!!
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03-30-2005, 09:55 PM #15Registered User
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Congratz baby.....does this mean you will be able to "Educate" me a little more on just how Hazardous you can be???? What.....but you told me last time that you always glowed in the dark.......especially if I rubbed it enough!!!!
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
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03-31-2005, 10:25 AM #16IDIOT SAVANT
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And I proved it too. Originally Posted by esmerelda
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-31-2005, 03:31 PM #17Registered User
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So I can't call ya Shithead anymore? Originally Posted by ALBOB
ALBOB is officially getting out of the shit business. Yesterday I accepted an offer to become a safety training developer for Bechtel Nevada. I'll be writing and teaching hazardous environment safety courses for employees of the Nevada Test Site. If you happen to see any mushroom clouds over Nevada in the next few years that'll be me saying, Oh shit! No more Roto-Rooter for me, I'm gonna be glowing in the dark now. I think I got the job because they took one look at me and said, "What the hell, radiation couldn't do any MORE damage." Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
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03-31-2005, 03:41 PM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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Whatdya' mean "anymore"? You're not old enough to call me that in the first place. Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
Bah, I haven't nailed you with a youngin' joke in ages. 
MG, you can call me anything except Daddy.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-31-2005, 03:46 PM #19Registered User
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STFU pops. I can use many words, and most of which you would prolly go "huh?" to... in turn I would buy your a dicktionary. Least you will have a little dick in your life.
Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
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