Thread: A funny!

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are The first man
> was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was
> a Chemist, the fourth was a Pipe Designer.
>
> To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "Tsquare, do your
> stuff." Tsquare pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a
> pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone
> agreed that was pretty smart.
>
> But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat
> and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into
> the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into
> 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
>
> But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
> said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
> fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the
> cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
> Everyone agreed that was good.
>
> Then the three men turned to the Government Pipe Designer and said,
"What can your cat do?". The Pipe Designer called to his cat and
> said, "Check Valve, do your stuff." Check Valve jumped to his
> feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed
> the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so,
> filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
> Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave.
>

who said that engineer's, Accountant's and Chemic's are real men ???