Thread: a bad day again

well today i had to go to court because of an incidient in front of my gym. well a week before i wa heading to the gym to do my legs, so as i was at the parking lot looking for a open space, i accidantaly cut a man off. he was pissed and yelled something at me but i couldnt really hear him because his window was down. then he flipped me of. well that did it, i was thinking what i should do, but before i could finish my fist conected to his face right through the window. that knock him right out, i just got back in my car parked it and went into the gym. 30 min later as i was going back i was stopped by 7 cop cars 2 fire engines 1 ambulance and a chopper, well it turns out that guy was an undercover cop. so at the court today i had a lilttle talk with my lawyer and he told me my chances were slim, so i took the cigar out of my mought looked him straight into his eyes and said " your fired" and jammed the cig right into his throught. couple minutes later the jugde was about to sand me to jail for sometime, so before he could bang his hammer i jump up to him ripped it out of his hands and said " i sentence u to sleep" and bang the hammer over his head so hard it broke into pieces. a cop was running at me to arrest me so i just stoped him with my famous knee to the nuts and finished him with a kunfu kick that send him flying through the room. after that little incident i was calmly walking out as i relized the room was filled with girls cheering me on and throwing bra's and panties at me. well it was a rought day but i didnt hear anything from them after that, so its cool

Originally Posted by overthepond

What is it with people and having terrible grammar? For Christ's sake there is a spell check! Not to mention getting words completely wrong.....KUNG FU.

Even though this is B.S. giving a guy a shot in the pills....that's not cool

Examine your last sentence and tell me with a straight face that it is written using perfect grammar.