Thread: Courtesy Flushing 101

Friggin' funkatoid work shitters! What's so hard about flushing the second the turd hits the open air?

I was walking towards the restroom and I hear *gruuuuunt**splooosh* I think to myself, "they'll fush it and it won't smell too bad". I get inside and still no flush, "Maybe there's a dangler," I think to myself, "and he's waiting for it to drop so he can get a 2 in one flush." *Ploooop* Still no flush and the air was getting thick and my piss wasn't stopping. "Do I hold my breath with the slightlty tainted air or do I breath shallow and continue to smell this crap?" "Don't breath through the mouth, your nose filters air the mouth doesn't, you'll be inhaling pure ass molecules." "Fuck I can't wait for this piss to end." Al of those thoughts went through my mind as I trickled my yellow liquid into the bowl. Then right at the magical moment where the piss stops I had an epiphany:

They should teach courtesy flushing in Kindergarten so it's a natural habit.

Here's a couple songs they could sing.

When you cut one loose and you hear the sploosh,
yeeeeeeeah make a whoosh!
When you go poop, and hear the first ploop
seeeennd it for a loop.
Cause in this world, your turd'll make any nose furl
so send it awaaaay with a swirl.
No one wants to smell your poo, so don't you let it stew
fluuuuush it down the loo.

okay so i found the smile before i knew poo was the topic. it's still cute.