"I'm missing the bride gene. I need to be put into a test tube and studied."
-Carrie from Sex and the City

"Lisa, just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand" - Homer Simpson talking to Lisa about her being a vegetarian.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
"I'm missing the bride gene. I need to be put into a test tube and studied."
-Carrie from Sex and the City
Samantha: I am tired of having sex with this guy! *breaks a small piece of hot dog and shows it to Carrie* Who wants to make love to this!?!
Carrie: Is it kosher?
-from Sex and the City
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