Thread: Quotes anyone?

"Tis the season to shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny little bitch!"

- Foamy the Squirrel on Christmas

"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin' on here?"

Slim Pickins - Blazing Saddles

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake BrazilNess to blow Vieopeness out of the water. Senor Geraldo of the Vessie Alliance summoned the help of Brazilness' local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

But I don´t waaaanna get exploded.

"me fail english? that's unpossible" - ralph wiggum

"I'll be back" - terminator

"The good Lord says don't change the subject and just answer the fucking question!"- Braveheart

"oh man!" vanity

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

"oh man!" vanity

Don't you fuckin tell me what you've been doin the past few nights.















































































































































































































































































































I'll figure it out on my own.

"We are huge rock stars!"

-Chris Jericho of Fozzy

To set you all up for this, this is one of The Rock's best disses on a few WWE superstars. This was back in 2002 I believe.

Rock: You just said that you were gonna take The Rock straight to school. School. *PAUSE* Well The Rock can just imagine what you were like in highschool. The oldest 27 year-old senior the world has ever seen! Standing outside of your house wit yo mamma. Wit dat short, little yellow bus pulling up in front........*BEEP BEEP*...*BEEP BEEP*...........*BEEP BEEP*. And when you walk inside the classroom and the teacher says, "Okay class, what is 2 plus 2? Do you know Booker?"

"I know the answer to dat. 2 plus 2? THOMAS JEFFERSON SUCKA!"

Well obviously you are a highly inteligent man. But not as intelligent as your boss, Shane McMahon. You obviously had balls to not come out last Thursday night when The Rock, Rock Bottomed him right through the table! Well, I guess the old saying is true. Booker T hair done by Woopi, Shane McMahon still a pussy!


Chris Jericho: Wait a second, Rock...you forgot one half of the family. Look whos in the ring right now. We got a man beast (Ryno), and a ho's beast (Stephanie McMahon)! I mean we're dealin with The Gore, and The Whore!!!

Stephanie McMahon: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Rock: Ah, this is a lil' ryming contest between you and The Rock. Well The Rock has one better than that. One better than that. Here's Booker T and Shane: The punk-ass Sucka, and da SILVER SPOON MUTHA FUCKA!!!!

Bart...When you aren't good at something, you don't just quit, you just go about it half-assed...That's the American way. -Homer (Simpson)

"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum." -George Costanza

"You prefer dumb and lazy to religious?"
"Dumb and lazy I understand."
- Jerry and Elaine, from Seinfeld

"He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
"Probably because this whole universe is against me!"
"I think you've got a little rage."
"I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"
- Jerry and George, from Seinfeld

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

"He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
"Probably because this whole universe is against me!"
"I think you've got a little rage."
"I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"
- Jerry and George, from Seinfeld

George..

The Costanzas are the greatest family ever.

Seinfeld is great. Arrested development is so awesome as well.
"GOB: You wouldn't try to kill me. you kinda like me.
MICHAEL: Yeah i kinda like you."

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody"

Originally Posted by Vieope

Seinfeld is great. Arrested development is so awesome as well.
"GOB: You wouldn't try to kill me. you kinda like me.
MICHAEL: Yeah i kinda like you."

Arrested Development is the greatest new show out. I like the dorky brother.

Originally Posted by Maynard Keenan

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody"

I just finished watching this movie 5 minutes ago, I never get sick of it.

"weeeaaeaaa"
Arnold Schwarzenegger

lol. is that where?

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why we can never go back to Sea World.

"The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that don't posses it." - George Bernard Shaw

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass." - Ving Rames in Pulp Fiction

"...Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis

"The clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

"the wolf on top of the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill...but when he wants the foods its there!"

"He that is without Sin among you, let him cast the first stone

"all your base are belong to us"

"you get too excited" vanity.





































both quotes are from him trying to help me install programs... jeeze shae has a dirty mind.

Originally Posted by seven11

"all your base are belong to us"

"What you say?"

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

jeeze shae has a dirty mind.

Gee, I love you too.

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
-- Chris Rock

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." Mr. "Overstating the obvious himself" G.Dubya Bush