Thread: Star Trek - Top 10

I like TOS for:

1. the hot Orion slave girl
2. Kirk banging every female alien in the galaxy
3. Scotty drinking the evil alien under the table
4. Bones controlling Spock's brainless body with a Nintendo controller
5. Uhura's exposed midriff in the Mirror Universe
6. Formulating whole episodes around the available extra costumes in the Desilu studios (Nazis, Greek and Rome, gangters, cowboys etc.) WITHOUT having to use some bullshit virtual reality gone bad plotline (plenty of other bullshit plotlines of course)
7. The Gorn head you yourself can make in 6th grade art class
8. Spsce hippies
9. Kirk staring at Yeoman Rand's ass

And last but not least:

10. "No beach to walk on"

Reasons TNG sucks:
1. An entire episode about Data's relationship with his cat
2. The planet Risa featuring either Riker or Picard's bare chest
3. Those heartfelt smiles everyone gives Wesley after he almost kills them all
4. Tachyons
5. Positrons
6. Not enough Lor, too much Data
7. Transporter chief O'Brian is a putz and doesn't deserve hot asian piece of ass
8. Romulan shoulder pads
9. Klingons, now with even more ridges!

and my personal least favorite

10. Deanna Troi's horny betazoid mom

Uh, maybe you didn't get the memo. Every Star Track sucks...