What's your budget limit?
Sup everyone... just wanted to ask if they have any romantic ideas, tips, or just some advice. It's almost my girl's and I One year anniversary, and i wanted to do something amazing for her. If anyone has any ideas or past experiences I'm open ears![]()
What's your budget limit?
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
Witmaster already asked the most important question, but I'll give it a shot anyway.
The best anniversary idea I ever had was to kidnap my wife. Seriously. I pre-arranged it with her boss to come to her office around noon on Friday and "kidnap" her. I already had some clothes packed for her in my car so I just loaded her in and took off. We went to a beautiful suite I'd rented at the Luxor Hotel, overlooking the Strip. (I live in Las Vegas.) I already had fruit and cheese trays in the room. Bubbly was already on ice and the jacuzzi was already filled. For the rest of the weekend I spoiled her rotten. Yeah, it wasn't cheap, but that one weekend payed off for months to come.![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
ok so I trust the "kidnapping" was a gentle "abduction" as opposed to throwing a sack over her head, duct-taping her hands and feet and throwing her in the trunk.....?
You need to specify these things, remember your audience here.![]()
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
Some may actually enjoy that!!!Originally Posted by Witmaster
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Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!
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seeing that im only 16.. probably able to cough up a couple hundered? but thanks for your experiences, i've found some pretty decent stuff online.. so i'll just keep looking around.. thanks anyways
give me your couple hundred and ill give you a wake up slap in the face..........$30 is my budget for pussy.Originally Posted by mawi_wowie
you're only 16 bang'r n' leave'r
So says the 2nd class... with advice like that he'll never make chief.Originally Posted by Navyguy808
Anyways kid, dont listen to the peanut gallery. You've probably found some good stuff online. Just make sure it includes flowers and food. Flowers for her, and of course, food for you. But she can enjoy it too.
Are there any special places that have meaning to you two? Always nice to use those.
Good job on not just going the dinner and a movie route.
Just remember this ONE IMPORTANT FACT...............
DO NOT go out of your way to massively impress a girl on your first anniversary. This will set a standard that she will expect you to meet or exceed every year after.
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
Hi Mawi,Originally Posted by mawi_wowie
If you live in the country, walking is one of the best things to do and very personal for both of you and you are undisturbed by others.
If you both like the country and do not live there you might consider searching for a good place to just get out and walk around and enjoy everything and each other. You could even ask a farmer's permission to walk in his fields or woods.
My wife and I spend the very best times doing that with each other as often as we can. You don't really have to say very much because the experience of being with someone you truly care about says it all especially in this environment.
Try it if you can and if you enjoy this activity.
Take Care, John H.
Why the Hell would you assume that??? Go back and read what Crazy Enough said.Originally Posted by Witmaster
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(Actually, your assumption was correct. I duct taped her as a gift to myself on my birthday.)
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Yeah, I definitely agree with that. Have a good time, but dont start throwing diamonds at her and silly shit like that.Originally Posted by Witmaster
Unless they're the size of bricks. That way you can bang her ass while she's out and still get your diamonds back.Originally Posted by Eggs
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
You are teaching the youth of America great things Sir!Originally Posted by ALBOB
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I just feel that sharing my centuries of experience is the right thing to do.Originally Posted by largepkg
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Pffft, back in your day Albob a good sized stick did the trick just fine.Originally Posted by ALBOB
True, but only if you knew the proper way to use it. Hit her too softly and you have to listen to her bitching the whole time you're screwing her brains out. Hit her too hard and you end up cooking your own Wooly Mammoth steaks for a while. Technique my boy, just as important today as it was back then.Originally Posted by Eggs
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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