Thread: How do you sleep?

Side or back. I can´t sleep on my stomach. That is for women.

Whichever way I can. Back, side or front... some nights its more comfortable in a certain position, especially after a hard workout.

Side ussually; but I get chonic runny nose and if I sleep on my side it drains, so then its on my back.
:eww:

Speaking of sleep.. last night I was rubbing some extra strength icey-hot on my inner thigh right before bed as I'd strained my leg a little earlier in the day...

So I got up to grab some water, and what do you know, that shit smeared onto my balls. It was hard to sleep last night with that fire like sensation searing away at my nuts.

I recommend to anybody that puts that stuff on close to their jimmey, put on some tight underwear first and avoid my mistake. It burns like you wouldn't believe.

Umm, this is actually my second time to do it though, did the same thing about 5 years ago. I think I learned this time.

Gotta sleep on my stomach

Originally Posted by Eggs

Speaking of sleep.. last night I was rubbing some extra strength icey-hot on my inner thigh right before bed as I'd strained my leg a little earlier in the day...

So I got up to grab some water, and what do you know, that shit smeared onto my balls. It was hard to sleep last night with that fire like sensation searing away at my nuts.

I recommend to anybody that puts that stuff on close to their jimmey, put on some tight underwear first and avoid my mistake. It burns like you wouldn't believe.

Umm, this is actually my second time to do it though, did the same thing about 5 years ago. I think I learned this time.

come on, you got the petroleum jelly and icy hot tubes mixed up again didn't you? Stay away from contact cement!!

I have to sleep on my side facing the closest wall.

I sleep with your girl

Originally Posted by Eggs

Speaking of sleep.. last night I was rubbing some extra strength icey-hot on my inner thigh right before bed as I'd strained my leg a little earlier in the day...

So I got up to grab some water, and what do you know, that shit smeared onto my balls. It was hard to sleep last night with that fire like sensation searing away at my nuts.

I recommend to anybody that puts that stuff on close to their jimmey, put on some tight underwear first and avoid my mistake. It burns like you wouldn't believe.

Umm, this is actually my second time to do it though, did the same thing about 5 years ago. I think I learned this time.

Aww baby, you didn't tell me about this.. I remember you told me about the first time. That was the extra strong stuff too, must have hurt like heck
I can vouch for the fact that Eggs can fall asleep in any position anywhere. I would love to post a pic of an example, but I might not have a boyfriend anymore if I do

I sleep best on the side, hugging something

My ability to sleep pretty much anywhere in any position and in any place is a refined skill I devoped from my various adventures in the military. Unfortunately, the one thing I haven't been able to master is sleeping through my wife smacking me to tell me to quit snoring.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

come on, you got the petroleum jelly and icy hot tubes mixed up again didn't you? Stay away from contact cement!!

Damnit, you got me... I really should put the tubes in different places. But you know, waking up with wood you aren't quite coherent.

Originally Posted by Jenny

I can vouch for the fact that Eggs can fall asleep in any position anywhere. I would love to post a pic of an example, but I might not have a boyfriend anymore if I do

Thats definitely a possibility. You should probably delete those pics... and that one in particular.

You seemed to find it all too funny that I had to endure that. Have I ever told you how mean you can be?

i sleep on my side most of the time and very rarely on my back. It's hard to fall asleep on my stomach because it's awkward for my head to be turned to the side so sometimes i wake up with neck cramps.

All except my stomach. So i cant vote.

with my eyes closed

If I'm really tired I fall asleep on my back and will stay that way all night, if I'm not very tired but trying to go to sleep I have to lay on my left side with my pillow bunched up just right so my head is parallel and not tilted and then I have those rare times where I feel I need to sleep on my stomach usually a hot humid night when I like to feel the cool sheets on my torso and the fan blowing across my back. I can fall asleep anywhere in any position though when tired, a military skill I never lost.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I can´t sleep on my stomach. That is for women.

Not if her tits are big enough.

all of them - and it seems to be a requirement that i yank the fitted (bottom sheet) out from the bottom of the mattress and wrap it up each and every night. (who me - issues? )

Originally Posted by Vieope

Side or back. I can´t sleep on my stomach. That is for women.

Always on my side. Feels like you could suffocate sleeping on your tummy.

Alone.

Medicated.

stomach

Jake,

I can't believe you didn't insert the "naked" option.

Eh, doesnt everybody sleep naked?

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

Alone.

I'll be on the next flight to NJ.

Originally Posted by naturaltan

with my eyes closed

Hi Natural,

THANKS BUDDY!!!! For the LAUGH!!!!! People don't seem to laugh much today or have a sense of humor that is not running someone else down somehow.

I LMAO on yours!!!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

TDGC, John H.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I'll be on the next flight to NJ.

My bed is pretty small