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How ALBOB ended up in Las Vegas?
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04-25-2005, 07:45 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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How ALBOB ended up in Las Vegas?
Place your theories.
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04-25-2005, 07:48 PM #2Moderator MODERATOR
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If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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04-25-2005, 08:10 PM #3finding peace
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I tricked him.
I promised there would be a 
with a lot of 
but Flex killed the bastard. 
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He was a failed mail stripper and wound up mopping the peep show booths.
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04-25-2005, 08:22 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
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Hahahaha... good one... imagine someone like that...only you Dale could think something that bad..
Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Phew.
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04-25-2005, 08:25 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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When he was younger (eons ago) he visited a nice little shore by an unnamed sea, but when he went a few years ago it was gone, nothing but desert. Wandering around looking for it he found a place with those new fangled gadgets called light bulbs and like a fly to a bug zapper he got drawn in and never left.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-26-2005, 08:27 AM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Oh man, you don't know the half of it. The last time I lived here my next door neighbor moved up to Montana. They sold the house to a show girl from the Riviera. You can imagine my excitement. Well, the first time I saw her out in the driveway washing her husband's truck wearing her skimpy little thong bikini I almost puked. It's the only time in my life I can remember wanting a woman to put her clothes back on. Originally Posted by Shae
I tricked him. I promised there would be a with a lot of but Flex killed the bastard. 
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-26-2005, 09:07 AM #8finding peace
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Ah, so it was the SHOWGIRL that killed you. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Oh man, you don't know the half of it. The last time I lived here my next door neighbor moved up to Montana. They sold the house to a show girl from the Riviera. You can imagine my excitement. Well, the first time I saw her out in the driveway washing her husband's truck wearing her skimpy little thong bikini I almost puked. It's the only time in my life I can remember wanting a woman to put her clothes back on.
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I heard they kicked him out of the La brea Tar Pits... his exhibit was getting too old.
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04-26-2005, 09:49 AM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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Pffft. It's gonna take a Hell of a lot more than one scrawny little showgirl to kill me. Originally Posted by Shae
Ah, so it was the SHOWGIRL that killed you.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-26-2005, 09:52 AM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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It was Professor Plum with a shotgun in the bathroom. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Pffft. It's gonna take a Hell of a lot more than one scrawny little showgirl to kill me.
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04-26-2005, 11:55 AM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Hi "V",
I really do not know - "dropped, from 'on high'"??!! 
(NOT to be "inhumane"....) j/k
Take Care, John H.
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Was she that unattractive to you? I can't imagine an ugly showgirl Originally Posted by ALBOB
It's the only time in my life I can remember wanting a woman to put her clothes back on.
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04-26-2005, 05:49 PM #14Monochromatic Bunny
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I bet someone promissed ALBOB they would marry him in Vegas so he went there and then after two weeks waiting in the 24 hr church he discovered it was only a joke.
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04-26-2005, 06:05 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Maybe I can help you understand. Albob's gay. Originally Posted by min0 lee
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-26-2005, 06:09 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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OOOOOOOOhhh, he's just disappointed it wasn't a man in a thong....I didn't know that. Originally Posted by maniclion
Maybe I can help you understand. Albob's gay.
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04-26-2005, 06:17 PM #17Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He usually waited for the husband to come outside to wash the truck, that day just wasn't his day. Originally Posted by min0 lee
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-26-2005, 06:29 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
He usually waited for the husband to come outside to wash the truck, that day just wasn't his day.
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