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    Everything should be made of socks

    Not metal, not wood, socks. Everything should me made of the material they make socks. It stretches then go back, it fits everywhere you put it.
    It is simple yet amazing. Hooray to socks.

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    Then we would lose half of everything cause thats what happens to socks you lose one and never find it again leaving you with that one lonesome sock. Or we'd end up with holes in everything cause that too happens to socks.

    But I would like to have a blanket made out of sock material.
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    If only you knew what I did with my socks...
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    ".....safer than a tube sock."

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    I like to call them DNA catchers.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Then we would lose half of everything cause thats what happens to socks you lose one and never find it again leaving you with that one lonesome sock.
    But we would get two of everything as well.

    Women should be made of socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I like to call them DNA catchers.
    Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!

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    Socks doesnīt suck.

    Be a sock lover.

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    My favorite part of socks are there absorptionness.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    I guess they can be usefull for the "less gifted" amongst u guyz!
    Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_enough
    I guess they can be usefull for the "less gifted" amongst u guyz!
    I donīt understand.

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    Black socks, white socks, purple socks, pink socks..

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    Anyone have a socks storie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    I donīt understand.
    Stuff a pair in your underware and see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Anyone have a socks storie?
    When I was in the Navy the Captain held an inspection in our berthing compartment being very meticulous he reached above one guys rack deep into a crevice and pulled out a huge bundle of socks with hardened yellowish stains,man he was furious, he condemned the guy to permanent berth cleaning duty and had the privacy curtain removed from his rack. His name was not Dale Mabry.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Stuff a pair in your underware and see.
    Oh that. But nobody is two socks big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    When I was in the Navy the Captain held an inspection in our berthing compartment being very meticulous he reached above one guys rack deep into a crevice and pulled out a huge bundle of socks with hardened yellowish stains,man he was furious, he condemned the guy to permanent berth cleaning duty and had the privacy curtain removed from his rack. His name was not Dale Mabry.
    Why do I even ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Why do I even ask?
    I don't think that's the biggest question you should ask yourself here Vieope

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