Thread: My Moments with the Hideous Muppet Monsters and other excursions into Candyland

One night I was out and met some friends at a rave one of them had some sugar cubes and wasn't sure how strong they were so I took one to see. About 1 hour later I barely felt anything and then another half hour later I started noticing light streaks, that was about it, I told her I thought the stuff was weak so I took 2 more and left to go to a bar by the beach where I had some friends who I knew were going to be out for a long time.

Walking must have boosted my circulation sending more chemicals through my brain because half way there it hit me fast and I started tripping hard. There I was alone on the bridge crossing a canal and I saw fish swimming around beneath me and all of these buildings looming above me ahead which looked to be swaying to the sound of the water below. I started walking and the cement felt like marshmallow I guess my feet were numb, but on LSD you aren't thinking on that level, imagination takes over and their I was in Candyland except with a few skulls tossed in for shock value(everytime I tripped I saw skulls floating around) The red, yellow and green lights at an intersection were balls of hard candy and the street lights seemed to pour vanilla cream down to the ground where it spilled into round ponds below. I drank from the water bottle I was carrying and the visions morphed back into my known location. I started walking faster because I knew the next wave was going to be stronger and who knew where I'd be then.

As the visions would come they remained in the same motif until I reached 3 blocks from my destination. This is the corner where the hookers hang out. As I started torward them I had to stop, for some reason they looked like hideous muppet monsters with thier over stuffed lips, tits and asses. I stood for what seemed like hours studying their movements hoping to find a chance to dash by without them trying to cling to me. Well those hours were really only a few minutes but when your trippin' time has no reality. Standing there staring I must've looked like a virgin john uneasy with my first hooker approach because suddenly 3 of the 4 started heading towards me. As they walked with their usually seductive bouncing breasts I almost laughed because they seemed to look like they were bouncing them like basketballs with their chins. Then they were on top of me and asking if I wanted a date blah blah. As one spoke I'd see the other two out of the corner of my eyes and they looked normal, but the person I was looking at directly looked like a hideous muppet monster. Her lips seemed to be growing and shrinking as she talked, her make-up was so thick it looked like felt, her breasts were enormous and seemed to be filling and releasing with air as if they were balloons everytime she breathed, her legs were so thin they looked like the floppy useless legs of a muppet. Then I'd turn my head to one or the other of the 2 on the sides and they would morph to muppets. Well I managed to speak and tell them "no, I have to meet some friends at the bar up the street, but you are more than welcome to join us." I thought my friends might get a kick out of me bringing a few muppet monsters along for the night, but they declined to my disappointment. So I finished my 30 minute oddity odyssey by slowly creeping past the remaining muppet monsters and safely slipped into the cavern of the dimly lit bar I had chosen as my final destination for the night. My friends instantly greeted me with a barrage of "let's spook the sleepwalker" because the other friend had called ahead to make sure I'd made it safe and of course telling them what I'd ingested. Well the first dose went over without too much intensity, but I still had the other 2 to go and that's another story all together now isn't it.

Kid's Don't do Drugs, the person in the above story is a professional idiot do not try these things ever yourself. Well atleast not until you're 21 and can buy some booze to take the edge off.

I saw another muppet today her make-up was caked on so thick it looked like muppet felt skin, why do women do this?

Do they feel that they are hidden behind the thick veil of Maybelliene? Problem with that is when you wear the same mask everyday it becomes who people identify you as and that layer of comfort ceases to exist...