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04-29-2005, 09:22 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Funny Pick Up Lines
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
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04-29-2005, 09:25 PM #3Senior Member
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I"m going to use that.
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04-29-2005, 10:01 PM #4Moderator MODERATOR
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Your eyes are like pools, cess pools,
Your teeth are like the stars, they come out at night.
Can I nail you in the fartbox.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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04-29-2005, 10:04 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your turning me on.
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04-30-2005, 07:04 AM #6End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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I just want to let you know that if you were to ask me to dance, I'd say yes.
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04-30-2005, 01:58 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-30-2005, 02:10 PM #8Youll Never Walk Alone
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You must be a parking ticket, because youve got 'FINE' written all over ya.
Last edited by Celtic Bhoy; 04-30-2005 at 02:27 PM.
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04-30-2005, 04:08 PM #9Registered Abuser
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"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money."
I dont know what everyone else thinks when they read this, but I imagine a guy going up to a stuck up girl and saying it...w/e
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04-30-2005, 04:37 PM #10You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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I think it goes, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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04-30-2005, 04:40 PM #11You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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You must be a parking ticket, because youve got 'FINE' written all over ya.
giggedy giggedy!
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04-30-2005, 04:51 PM #12Youll Never Walk Alone
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LOL
Originally Posted by gr81
giggedy giggedy!
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05-02-2005, 10:38 AM #13on a constant bulk ELITE MEMBER
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don't turn this rape into a murder
this is now, i can't change tommrrowif i can't change today
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05-02-2005, 04:03 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by westb51
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05-02-2005, 04:45 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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"Wanna get naked and start the revolution?"
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-03-2005, 06:02 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Now drink some more of this jesus juice
And come to bed with meCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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