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    What is your "move"?

    Like from Seinfeld, Jerry had the clockwise swirl while Puddy had the pinch. Or it could be a way to tempt the opposite sex into thinking you have something to offer. So, let out with it.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    I can't give up that kind of info for FREE ! for small fee I will give out some basic pointers
    I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.

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    You stop short don't you?


    That's also why i haven't posted my move yet. Once others become a little more generous with theirs I will give up mine, it's gold.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    I did that to my gf last week. she was drinking some water and almost choked she was laughing so hard !
    I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.

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    "You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I *need* a move. You know I have no moves, Jerry."


    Warm-up -I call Vibradigitulus (Vibrating hand)
    The Squeeze & Rub - While in missionary reached under her ass and get both cheeks and squeeze and pull up towards her back then lift your torso so the shaft is rubbing her clit.

    The Front Doggie- While in missionary close her legs and lift her middle back she gets more stimulation and she feels tighter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    The Front Doggie- While in missionary close her legs and lift her middle back she gets more stimulation and she feels tighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainDeadlift
    I lick my forehead.
    Now that's a woman pleaser.


    We got a winner!

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    Any hole?

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    I'll give my move since manic gave 2 of his. It is called the "Camel Toe Knee Drag", and you do it while dancing. Enough said.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    i call it the vaginal spliter. I insert my penis

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    Did I ever tell you guy's about my friend Barry's Dirty Diaper move?

    Grab both of her ankles while shes lying on her back at the edge of the bed, she looks like you're changing her diaper.


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    I bite. It works well. Plus it tastes great and is less filling.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

    The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

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    I have ideas, but not get the opportunity to practice them enough

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    My best move was mentioning the average annual income for attorneys.

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    I send my wife over to meet and greet
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    My move is to throw it in her butt...works every time.
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    the five knucke shuffle

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    Anyone done the Dirty Houdini?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    How about the Pirate?

    You shoot in her eye and then kick her in the leg so she has one hand over her eye and is hopping around saying "Ar".

    Angry Dragon:

    You shoot in her mouth and then smack her in the back of her head so that it comes out of her nose.

    Jelly Donut (only for the extreme):

    Shoot in her face and then bop her on the nose so the blood mixes with the white stuff.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyboy
    How about the Pirate?

    You shoot in her eye and then kick her in the leg so she has one hand over her eye and is hopping around saying "Ar".

    Angry Dragon:

    You shoot in her mouth and then smack her in the back of her head so that it comes out of her nose.

    Jelly Donut (only for the extreme):

    Shoot in her face and then bop her on the nose so the blood mixes with the white stuff.
    how about the screaming seagull? you have sex with a girl on the beach right before you bust you take it out and dip it in the sand, and then put it back in she's screaming and flapping like a seagull

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