Reply With Quoteyea that about covers it.
Women and Men Showering
Results 1 to 20 of 20
Thread: Women and Men Showering
-
05-07-2005, 09:53 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- The Bronx, NYC
- Posts
- 44,631
- Rep Points
- 702803612
Women and Men Showering
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
-------
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time
Admire wiener size in mirror again
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
-
05-07-2005, 04:04 PM #2Registered User
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Utah
- Posts
- 7,915
- Rep Points
- 137779437
-
05-07-2005, 04:18 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- The Bronx, NYC
- Posts
- 44,631
- Rep Points
- 702803612
Yep, pretty lame.
Originally Posted by bio-chem
-
05-07-2005, 08:18 PM #4Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
how to shower like me. step 1.... what clothes????
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 08:20 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- drinking coffee..
- Posts
- 15,080
- Rep Points
- 5325906
Funny thread.
-
05-07-2005, 09:06 PM #6Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- May 2002
- Location
- South Texas
- Posts
- 2,200
- Rep Points
- 1011596
I LOVE IT!!~health and fitness are a lifestyle~
Pounds lost as of 6/06/09: 4
-
05-07-2005, 10:25 PM #7finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
how to shower like me. step 1.... what clothes????
Are you telling me you walk around naked in your house?
If its not, I apologize.
-
05-07-2005, 10:28 PM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
yep naked.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:30 PM #9finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
I wish I had the gahones to do that! Originally Posted by rockgazer69
-
05-07-2005, 10:33 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
44DD is all the "gahones" you need.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:36 PM #11finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
The only 2 rooms I get naked in is the bathroom and my bedroom. Thats it.
Anywhere else, you have to get me stoned or drunk in order for me to submit.
-
05-07-2005, 10:38 PM #12Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
run through your house naked right now. c'mon i dare you. what they gonna do call the cops?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:40 PM #13finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
My parents will think I'm
-
05-07-2005, 10:46 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
just do it there nike. go on. you know you want to.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:49 PM #15finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
Uh, I'm goin to bed now. Originally Posted by rockgazer69
And if you must know, its getting to be the summer season pretty damn quick in Phoenix and I sleep in my bed butt ass naked with the fan on high.
And if you all wanna roast me right now, all of you better fuckin wait till my 21st birthday.
-
05-07-2005, 10:51 PM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
listen to my voice, uh typing, you are getting verrry sleepy.... tonite you will sleepwalk thru your house naked...
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:53 PM #17finding peace
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Posts
- 4,396
- Rep Points
- 5324297
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
listen to my voice, uh typing, you are getting verrry sleepy.... tonite you will sleepwalk thru your house naked...
Good night Marcia!!!!
-
05-07-2005, 10:55 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
goodnite miss shae. i'm goin to bed too. also naked... and waiting to hear the little weird noise that tells me vanity finally came online. seems like i've been offline forever.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-07-2005, 10:56 PM #19Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Gender
- Location
- Bangor, Maine
- Posts
- 30,609
- Rep Points
- 949440969
hmmmm seems i'm not the only cranky girlie tonite. humph.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
-
05-08-2005, 07:26 AM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- The Bronx, NYC
- Posts
- 44,631
- Rep Points
- 702803612
I guess not. Originally Posted by min0 lee
Similar Threads
-
all women BB need help
By dragonman60 in forum Anabolic ZoneReplies: 2Last Post: 11-11-2010, 06:46 AM -
There Are No Ugly Women, Only Poor Women
By Little Wing in forum Open ChatReplies: 26Last Post: 03-18-2008, 05:44 PM -
HIT and women
By fantasma62 in forum TrainingReplies: 17Last Post: 06-20-2006, 12:36 PM -
Transdermals and Showering
By ShaqFu in forum SupplementsReplies: 5Last Post: 02-20-2004, 05:03 AM -
Showering or sitting in cold water after a workout.
By Wildman4life in forum TrainingReplies: 11Last Post: 08-28-2002, 07:27 AM
Posting Permissions
DISCLAIMER:
All health, fitness, diet, nutrition & supplement information presented on IronMagazineForums.com's pages is intended as an educational resource and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website. As well as any exercise technique or regimen, diet, supplement, etc., particularly if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you are elderly or have chronic or recurring medical conditions. Discontinue any exercise that causes you pain or severe discomfort and consult a medical expert. The statements made about products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (U.S.). They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition or disease. Please consult with your own physician or health care practitioner regarding the suggestions and recommendations made at IronMagazineForums.com. Neither the author of the information, nor the producer, nor distributors of such information make any warranty of any kind in regard to the content of the information presented on this website. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither IronMagazineForums.com, nor any of its authors or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of, or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property and claims of third parties. Sponsors pay for advertising space, we have no affiliation with the companies that have banners displayed on our websites. Please be advised it is your responsibility to check the laws that govern your country, state, or province in regards to items offered by some companies you may read about on this site.