why must you torture me?
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Lopez
Selma Hayek
Jennifer Aniston
Anna Kornikova
Penelope Cruz
Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears


If you could have one of these women for one night who would it be?
why must you torture me?
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.


Jessica Simpson. I could only stand about one night with her then I'd be able to spend unlimited time with any of the others.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


I picked Britney Spears, but I want her before see was preg.
Hands down Selma for me![]()


Then you only get one night with her, wheras you have unlimited time with any of the others.Originally Posted by LW83
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Hope it was okay for me to vote too!![]()


Let me guess, Angelina Jolie.Originally Posted by BritChick
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Originally Posted by maniclion
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Selma Hayek![]()
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How come Robert Dimaggio is not on the list?? He would look good in hose and a wig
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I'll take Angelina Jolie.![]()


I think she's to rough looking. She scares me. I mean she is a gorgeous woman and all but not my type. I love J-lo... and her fat ass.Originally Posted by TCAP28
I'd spend one night with her then i'd be forced to kill herOriginally Posted by maniclion
(and i wouldn't charge myself)
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
*Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio*
*YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold*
hot damn that's a tough choice.
I think i'd take Angelina, but only if she didn't kick me out right after and cuddled with me (i'm not a piece of meat ya know)
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
*Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio*
*YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold*

Jessica Simpson = too retarded to deal with
Jennifer Lopez = whore
Selma Hayek = ugly
Jennifer Aniston = seems too nice, i'd feel bad after i finish inside her
Anna Kornikova = ugly
Penelope Cruz = looks like a mouse
Pamela Anderson = crack whore
Carmen Electra = dirty
Angelina Jolie = too masculine
Britney Spears = sloppy fat
Given the above, Id prolly go with JLo, just to hit it from behind.![]()
You picky bastardOriginally Posted by du510
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Hey, Im a man who knows what he likes.Originally Posted by LW83
Just not a man who knows what he can getOriginally Posted by du510
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Hey, we are all in the same boat here.Originally Posted by Eggs
not fair. We all know Angelina Jolie gets a portion of the male vote and all of the female vote
selma hyack is my all time fav.
Optimum Sports Performance
"In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few."
-Buddha's Little Instruction Book
Duey was so picky on the list that i just HAD to know who is "dream girl" was, since none of the above would do.Originally Posted by du510
So he sent me her pick. Du50 told me her name, Arielle, means "lion of God in Hebrew, and that she's a reeeeeal lion in the sack. Meet Arielle:
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You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
*Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio*
*YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold*
no question, its gotta be Selma, she has the flavor, plus the nicest breasts and ass out of the bunch. Fucc all the rest of that no talent pop star trash.. Carmen Electra would be my second choice, and Kournikova comin in a close third.. what it DOSelma Hayek
Originally Posted by P-funk
Probably the only sane woman on the list![]()
tut tut...where is the christina aguilaera option?
she would win!!
Matt
So ..... just curious Du as to who you would add to this list?Originally Posted by du510
Now rollin' with the Raider
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