Reply With QuoteSporks suck in their plastic form. We do need a nice, silver spork.
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05-18-2005, 04:52 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Sporks
Why do we still use spoons and forks if we can now have them all in one utensil?
Do they have Spork silverware sets? I think I'd invest.
I mean setting the table for dinner would take less time, doing the dishes would be a step less saving water, etc.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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do you remember playing spoon fights with sporks in elementary?
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I'd rather use a foon, but thats just me.
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05-18-2005, 09:51 PM #5Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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05-19-2005, 09:09 AM #8Registered User
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I have a badass metal spork for backpacking, that's really all three in on--knife (handle), Spoon, and Fork...plus the spoon part is big enough to actually get decent-sized bites of soups and cereal.
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He's a weird one.
Originally Posted by musclepump
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I gots your foon. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
fork + spoon = foon
Spoon front and fork middle.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-19-2005, 03:11 PM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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He is, that pics a joke. How can you stab anything with it? For that matter, how can you eat soup with it? You dumbass Red Sox fans will fall for anything. You're probably so gullable you think you're the defending champs, don't you? What a bunch of morons. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
LOL
Man I just thought he was being a smart ass
Damn, I'm on a roll today.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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LOL.thats funny. I've never used a foon in my life.
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05-19-2005, 04:04 PM #16Monochromatic Bunny
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People that donīt use foonife are uncool.
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