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05-20-2005, 10:38 PM #1RAWR! ELITE MEMBER
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Random Vin Diesel Facts
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Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan.
Vin Diesel once dropkicked a cow because it gave him a funny look. Upon impact the cow combusted into confetti, in which Diesel pranced with his close friend Richard Simmons.
When God said, "Let there be light," Vin Diesel flipped the switch.
Vin Diesel is neither a cat person, nor a dog person. He does have a soft spot for duck-billed platypi.
God is Vin Diesel's third grade Science Fair project.
Vin Diesel graduated from Harvard University with a 10.0 GPA, a major in being God, and a minor in Spanish.
In 1996 Vin Diesel won a hotdog eating contest in Decatur, Georgia despite actually being on a fishing boat off Nova Scotia.
Vin Diesel was once part of the varangian guard of the Byzantine emperor, but he left to focus on his acting career, causing the fall of Constantinople.
If you look in the mirror and say "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear.
Vin Diesel framed OJ and Roger Rabbit.
Vin Diesel's mournful call is often mistaken for that of the Loon.
Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.
Vin Diesel is in fact his own grandpa.
Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
One time Vin Diesel ate one too many Cooler Ranch Doritos. The result? Fitness celebrity John Basedow.
Vin Diesel can blink the alphabet in morse code.
Vin Diesel created the periodic table because he named random stuff that he found on the bottom of his shoe.
Try it out for yourself: http://www.4q.cc/vin/Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
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05-21-2005, 01:36 AM #3RAWR! ELITE MEMBER
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I am not smoking your sense of humor, because there'd be nothing to smoke! Faced!
Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
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It just reminded me of the last time i did acid. Nothing was funny...just a little screwed up.
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At first I didn't think that was funny, then about half way through I couldn't stop laughing.
Vin Diesel once fed a starving Kenyan child by lactating through his belly button.
Vin Diesel is the only personalive who can understand R2 D2. They have conversations daily.
Vin Diesel invented biodiversity in the year 1993 because he thought 400 species of ants just wasn't good enough.
Vin Diesel was behind Franz Ferdinands assassination in June 1914, thus starting World War I, he blames it on " having a shitty morning".
Vin Diesel once told a joke that was so funny God laughed.
He refuses to drive anything but a " 10 second" carLast edited by TJ Cline; 05-21-2005 at 01:33 PM.
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If you give a man a fish you will feed him for a day. If you give Vin Diesel a fish he will punch you in the face.
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12-03-2005, 09:57 AM #8Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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hahaha the best one!
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.
12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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12-03-2005, 02:14 PM #9Lexen Xtreme
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"Vin Diesel can fellate a fire hydrant."
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what would he do if given a fishing pole of his own ? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Vin Diesel does not own a barbecue. He rips off his shirt and sunbathes with the meat on his chest.
Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of coke off of a compact mirror.
Vin Diesel is the best cricket player in the world because he uses his huge penis instead of a cricket bat.
Vin Diesel killed Kenny and proceded to eat him. No one called him a bastard.
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12-04-2005, 06:48 AM #12Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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That is some cheap underwear Originally Posted by b_reed23
Vin Diesel does not own a barbecue. He rips off his shirt and sunbathes with the meat on his chest.
Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of coke off of a compact mirror.
Vin Diesel is the best cricket player in the world because he uses his huge penis instead of a cricket bat.
Vin Diesel killed Kenny and proceded to eat him. No one called him a bastard.
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If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.
12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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