Thread: SOOOOOOOOO ridiculous

You mean 12 oz curls aren't doing anything for me?????????????

I love fat women so America is ok by me.

damn and i thought i was going to bet ripped twiddling my thumbs.

Originally Posted by devildog88

You mean 12 oz curls aren't doing anything for me?????????????

I was told they do because it's the main regime for my workouts.

the only thing worse than a fat lazy person is a fat lazy person that claims they've tried everything to loose weight and get into shape but nothing works...

"ive tried everything to lose weight" translates to "i starved myself for a day and i didnt lose 10 pounds so i went on a binge."

Originally Posted by naturaltan

I was told they do because it's the main regime for my workouts.

I guess I am going to have to bump up the weight! I am thinking 24 or 36 oz. Might need a spotter though!

Originally Posted by devildog88

I guess I am going to have to bump up the weight! I am thinking 24 or 36 oz. Might need a spotter though!

... a spotter.

Originally Posted by Dante

the only thing worse than a fat lazy person is a fat lazy person that claims they've tried everything to loose weight and get into shape but nothing works...

I fucking hate that, I lsaw a 250 pound woman on TV eating chocolate covered pretzels say she's tried every fad diet and nothing worked, so she's getting sugery. PUT DOWN THE CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS YOU ASSHOLE!

Originally Posted by naturaltan

... a spotter.

Might need a fat woman to help me out! Perhaps, lift it to my lips for me!

Originally Posted by devildog88

I guess I am going to have to bump up the weight! I am thinking 24 or 36 oz. Might need a spotter though!

try Old E 40 oz's. you can lift and look gangster at the same time. yes have a spotter handy though.

Yep, people are that lazy.

There is a morning radio show I listen to everyday and the other day they had a whole topic on obesity amongst the younger women these days. The radio host who is a middle aged woman was going on about how her latest visit to a popular bar spot on the shore was quite shocking to notice almost all the women were fat. I have noticed this a lot too. I am 23... in my teens, most girls weren't overweight b/c the 90's were a big time for fitness (ie; the popularity of Ty-bo, yoga, palates and the thin look). But what's happened now??? I hit the bars where the average woman is 21-30 and she is usually grossly overweight. The teens don't have much of an excuse b/c the natural matabolism is high. But after 21, given factors X and Y... beer and laziness... they just expand. And greater commercial America is of no help since they are usually misinformed about physical fitness. A bar full of fat girls is more pathetic than a room of overweight old women.

Originally Posted by naturaltan

... a spotter.

To the lazy folks... a "spot" is a place large enough to fit their wide ass

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

I hit the bars where the average woman is 21-30 and she is usually grossly overweight. ... A bar full of fat girls is more pathetic than a room of overweight old women.

Shut ... you need to change bars.

Ummm ... that second comment I'm still not sure whether I agree or not. If we go to a bar and it's full of fat people (period) we move along to somewhere else.

On the topic of overweight people and bars ... what about those dressing in the hip hugger pants and crop shirts with their belly overhanging. :yuck:

I have never told my wife what to wear for most of our relationship. Last Christmas, I put a stop to her wanting to wear the sexy clothes. I said, if you want to go out like that (she was about 25lbs overweight) I said you'll be doing it without me. We can go out, but you should dress appropriately for your body style ... and surprisingly, after looking at pictures, she agreed. Thankfully, she's got back to going to the gym and has lost the extra 25lbs. Whew. It's cost us more in new clothes, but I can live with that. With summer almost here, we're now looking for new bathing suits.

Fat women and low rise pants should be against the law!

Mmmm.. chocolate covered pretzels...

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I love fat women so America is ok by me.

fat chicks smell funny

What do they smell like?

all those fat lazy people motivate me even more to chug down my protein shake and eat my tuna... so i thank them

because of them im feeling better about my self

Fat women and those shirts that tie in the back should be banned I saw a woman at a bar once with her fat tied so tight her back looked like a tied up ham, and one time I saw a woman with a sheer see thru shirt and she had a bra on her back to hold the folds in. Did I ever tell ya'll about the beast I saw once with spandex and the fat behind her knees that stretched the spandex so tight it looked like a condom full of Crisco? I hate seeing women with bags of pennies and wasp nests hanging from the backs of their arms and legs, but the worst is those Heffalumps with the belly so big it looks like it'll explode and then they have really twiggy legs. Don't get me started on beach attire for fluffy people.

What do they smell like?

salmon croquet...lol

The show with that fat lady I mentioned before is on MTV right now.

I saw this report on t.v.
They were actually introducing new ways to exercise at work.
They would have treadmills or stationary bikes in front of computers, and a track for walking during meetings instead of sitting down in a room...

Originally Posted by devildog88

Fat women and low rise pants should be against the law!

Don't kid yourself, it is

In my state, they recently passed a law that if your underwear are out of your pants, then police can give you some sort of fine for it. Not sure, like $50 or something. I think all the old dudes got tired of seeing the kids sagging around town and stuff. On the flip side, it also applies to chicks whose thongs are showing. Which is unfortunate. I'm surprised Jenny hasn't been fined yet

The only real good side to the law, is that I hope it encourages the overweight to cover their stuff up. I'm not sure who they think wants to see it

That reminds me though, I was going to a community college in Chicago (outskirts), and one day in Speech class, this overweight girl was giving a class, and she wore this really tight, short t-shirt that bared the mid, and most of the way up to her boobs actually. Well, her stomach hung out of it like she was 10 months pregnant (ya know what Im saying ), and while she was giving a speech, the monstrosity flopped around, belly bouncing all over, and I nearly lost m lunch a few times. I didn't know that just looking at somebody could make me feel physically ill. Oh, but she did.

On that note, Chicago has a tons of fat people. Whenever I watch a sports game on TV up there, I'm kinda like