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Old 05-28-2005, 12:53 PM   #1
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You might be a strongman if...

If when you buy a new car you check the weight to see its high/low enough to give you a workout... you might be a strongman....

When a car is stuck in the snow and you offer to help get the car out of the ditch by hooking on to it with a pulling harness....you might be a strongman

If you run out of gas in your car and tell others who stop to help you push it that you'd rather do it alone.....You might be a strongman

If you would rather carry your bags of concrete mix than use a wheelbarrow.....You might be a strongman

You tell your wife you are going out to buy tires, but when you get home, you only have one tire, and it is 5 feet tall and weights 700 lbs. You might be a strongman...

If in the airport it ever crossed your mind of you and your buddy can move that B747...you might be a strongman

If you get offended when your wife tries to buy a jack for your car to change tires...you might be a strongman

If you laugh histerically when asked what weight class you are in...you might be a strongman

If when watching William Wallice's torture in "Brave Heart" you scream at him:"come on pull back those are just 2 horses"!!!..you might be a strongman

As you drive you check out earthmoving equipment and say, "Yeah, I can flip those tires." You might be a strongman...

If you think santa's a sissy because he uses 8 reindeer to pull one sled....you might be a strongman

If you can't stand watching rock quarries breaking down perfectly good boulders into gravel. You might be a strongman.

If you look for an old chevy engine to drag not rebuild, you might be a strongman.

If you park a block away from your house on grocery day...you might be a strong man

If you can carry $300 worth of groceries in 2 trips you might be a strongman.

If you "tacky up" before picking the kids up, you might be a strongman.

If you wear 2 belts when you lift, you might be a strongman.

If you think chalk has magical/mystical powers you might be a powerlifter, or a strongman.

You keep 120 dumbells in your SUV and do farmers walk at lunch...you might be a strongman

You have heavier dumbells at your house than any local gym....might be a strongman...

If your butt resembles a pin cushion...uh LOL at any rate...you might be a strongman

If you get up in the morning and brush your tooth, you might be a redneck...oh wait a minute



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Old 05-28-2005, 12:59 PM   #2
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If you look for an old chevy engine to drag not rebuild, you might be a strongman.
You just gave me an idea, I have an engine in my back yard.



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I try to carry all of the groceries at once, but I'm not close to a strongman.



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