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06-01-2005, 07:56 PM #1I'm special :)
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10 Things I learned over MDW
1) I look like some girl named Tracey except on steroids.
2) I can drink as much as I want and never get sick but a bad frappuccino can make me puke for 20 minutes.
3) I pick up accents extremely easily, especially Staten Island accents.
4) Curly hair is a good look for me.
5) I'm an asshole.
6) I don't know how to console someone close to me.
7) I attract all the wrong guys.
8) But I prefer that over attracting none.
9) I don't need to post my workouts anymore as a motivation to do them.
10) I have too much road rage.I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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06-01-2005, 07:58 PM #2Monochromatic Bunny
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06-01-2005, 07:59 PM #3I'm special :)
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Memorial Day Weekend
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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06-01-2005, 08:09 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I learned that snozzberries really do taste like snozzberries.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-02-2005, 05:03 AM #5Registered User
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I learned that with 2 kids, regardless of a long weekend, I still don't get any sleep.
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06-02-2005, 08:24 AM #6IDIOT SAVANT
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I learned that I can play golf four days in a row and have fun every time.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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06-02-2005, 08:25 AM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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You and fun together? I don´t think so.
Originally Posted by ALBOB
I learned that I can play golf four days in a row and have fun every time.
No.
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06-02-2005, 10:01 AM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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That was a damn funny movie. Especially that first scene. Originally Posted by maniclion
Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...
Littering and...smoking the reefer.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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06-02-2005, 10:08 AM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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. Originally Posted by greekblondechic
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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06-02-2005, 10:24 AM #10Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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I learned that we don't have Memorial Day in Canada when the cops came to ask me why I was shooting off fireworks.
I learned that trying to outrun cops after you shoot a roman candle at their car is really tough. Damn helicopters.
I also learned that Ben Dover is not a convict's name.
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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