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    The way it was meant to be

    Alright, finally I am here at home. I'm on my own comptuter, this is the very first thing that I am typing on my newly hooked up internet, and I'm drunk

    Now lets have this thread as the way it should be, where Crono's a homo, Titanya's a slut, Albob's an old piece of shit, and everybody here is just good natured assholes. None of this pissy whiny crap that's been going around lately.
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    Oh hell yes.
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    woo hoo, where's the bitches????

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    what up IT, good to see ya round bro

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    yee haaa!!!! i've been drinkin too!!!!
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    Well hello there Limpy .... are you married yet? BTW this is my first post in forever... cronons been dragging his ass around here a while but i haven't been around since the old crew left... anyway good to see ya! and with any luck we can bring the life back into this dump

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    Al-fuckin-right! bout time you got back here. You know i had this cool idea where everyone comes IM drunk one night......hey just a thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanya
    Well hello there Limpy .... are you married yet? BTW this is my first post in forever... cronons been dragging his ass around here a while but i haven't been around since the old crew left... anyway good to see ya! and with any luck we can bring the life back into this dump
    hi. i was wondering yesterday y you never post anymore. don't dissappear again.

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    Oh hell yes.
    Been there!.... Looooooowwweeennnnbrrauuuuu!

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    Well GODDAMN!!! Great to see ya' Little Buddy. Here, let's celebrate the right way.

    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Right on. Thanx Crash, gr8, and everyone. good to see everybody.....Even....gulp...Titanya

    Just buggin, Nope not married yet. July 29 2006 is the date so I still have a good year before And I'm sure that we can bring this place back around Just start comming around more. I'll be here So how the hell are ya?

    Thanx pops, good to see you too. Can't stay for too long on this visit. Just got home from work and have stuff to do. But will be back later. Cause some shit in the meantime will ya? I'll join in the fun later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Cause some shit in the meantime will ya? I'll join in the fun later.

    Well, how about THIS?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Ya I read it Looks like you actually offended somebody in it too
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    Hmmm? IT finally shows his face again (I thought you quit driking,LOL?) and then Tit shows up out of nowhere? Is this a conkadink? I don't think so. I think IT and Tit are the same person. What say ye Albob?






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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806
    Hmmm? IT finally shows his face again (I thought you quit driking,LOL?) and then Tit shows up out of nowhere? Is this a conkadink? I don't think so. I think IT and Tit are the same person. What say ye Albob?
    Alright, joking is one thing. But if you ever, EVER call me that skank bag again I will kick your ass

    And I only quit drinking for a month or so at a time, not this month though
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Alright, joking is one thing. But if you ever, EVER call me that skank bag again I will kick your ass
    I hurt my back last night and had to go to the chiropractor today and that got me laughing so hard, my back is killing me!






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    That reminds me, I need a beer for my back






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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806
    That reminds me, I need a beer for my back
    Take tylenol 3 with that beer, nothing kills the pain better
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    Wish I had some. Damnest thing too. All I did was stand up from sitting on the floor last night. Now I can't hardly walk and I can't get comfortable in any position. My mom has some good stuff though






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    Whatever it is wash it down with beer. Painkillers don't work worth shit without booze of some kind. kinda makes you feel all happy too
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    Now I know what happened to you. Beer and pain killers! LOL






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    I probably shouldn't tell you this, but about an hour ago I had a headache and now it's gone. Wonder why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806
    Hmmm? IT finally shows his face again (I thought you quit driking,LOL?) and then Tit shows up out of nowhere? Is this a conkadink? I don't think so. I think IT and Tit are the same person. What say ye Albob?
    well IT has no winky so i suppose its easy enough to confuse him for a female .... but I assure you I am an entirely different person... although we do both wear pink dresses and lace thongs from time to time

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    I come out of the hospital and look at the second thread I pull up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by david
    I come out of the hospital and look at the second thread I pull up!
    Glad to see you on the mend. What the hell happened?
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanya
    although we do both wear pink dresses and lace thongs from time to time
    That was supposed to be our little sexy secret!
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    Quote Originally Posted by david
    I come out of the hospital and look at the second thread I pull up!
    Heya buddy Long time no hear. So what did you do to yourself? Are you on beer and painkillers?
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