Reply With Quote..............she has to use a cement truck as a washing machine for just one pair of sweat pants.
I'm glad your "Mama" isn't Cutting...
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- 06-08-2005, 11:24 AM #1Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I'm glad your "Mama" isn't Cutting, because...
Because she's so Fat...
"She broke every branch off the family tree"
And also...Last edited by The Monkey Man; 06-08-2005 at 02:59 PM.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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- 06-08-2005, 11:28 AM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 06-08-2005, 12:24 PM #3Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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And her teeth are so yellow...
I can't believe it's not butter!...
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- 06-08-2005, 01:26 PM #4flawless
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your mama's so fat!, her belt is the size of the equator!
GET IT!?
- 06-08-2005, 01:57 PM #5Dookie
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Your Mama so fat you got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
- 06-08-2005, 02:01 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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- 06-08-2005, 02:05 PM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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.. that she is only 30 pounds thinner than ALBOB.
- 06-08-2005, 02:45 PM #8Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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so fat.....
When she "Hauls Ass" she has to make 2 trips!
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
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- 06-08-2005, 02:58 PM #9Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Last edited by The Monkey Man; 06-08-2005 at 05:29 PM.
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- 06-08-2005, 07:22 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your Mama's so fat, she uses a refridgerator as a lunch pail.
- 06-08-2005, 07:32 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your momma so fat I ran around her twice and got lost!
- 06-08-2005, 07:33 PM #12Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Your momma is so fat she has other fat women orbiting around her!
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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- 06-08-2005, 07:34 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your mama's so fat, she got baptized in sea world.
- 06-08-2005, 07:35 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your mama's so fat, when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her!
- 06-08-2005, 07:35 PM #15Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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after boning her, I rolled over twice & I was still on top
- 06-08-2005, 07:38 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper
- 06-08-2005, 07:41 PM #17Registered User
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
- 06-08-2005, 07:44 PM #18Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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her teeth are so raggly, it looks her mouth is throwin up gang signs
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- 06-08-2005, 07:50 PM #19Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be Light" he told her to move out of the way!
- 06-08-2005, 07:53 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by min0 lee 
- 06-08-2005, 08:02 PM #21Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
- 06-08-2005, 08:31 PM #22Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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...When she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper,
they gave her the one on the sign!!
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- 06-08-2005, 08:48 PM #23Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red dress the kids run after her shouting "Kool Aid Man! Kool Aid Man!"
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- 06-08-2005, 08:52 PM #24Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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She's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease...
...The doctor gave her 35 years to live
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- 06-08-2005, 09:43 PM #25Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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God created your mama, then on the seventh day he "HAD" to rest!
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- 06-08-2005, 11:28 PM #26Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man 
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