Because she's so Fat... "She broke every branch off the family tree"
Last edited by The Monkey Man; 06-08-2005 at 02:59 PM.
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..............she has to use a cement truck as a washing machine for just one pair of sweat pants.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
And her teeth are so yellow...
I can't believe it's not butter!...
your mama's so fat!, her belt is the size of the equator!
Your Mama so fat you got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
Your Mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
.. that she is only 30 pounds thinner than ALBOB.
When she "Hauls Ass" she has to make 2 trips!
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! I can run faster mad than you can scared
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Last edited by The Monkey Man; 06-08-2005 at 05:29 PM.
Your Mama's so fat, she uses a refridgerator as a lunch pail.
Your momma so fat I ran around her twice and got lost!
Your momma is so fat she has other fat women orbiting around her!
Your mama's so fat, she got baptized in sea world.
Your mama's so fat, when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her!
after boning her, I rolled over twice & I was still on top
Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
her teeth are so raggly, it looks her mouth is throwin up gang signs
Your mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be Light" he told her to move out of the way!
Originally Posted by min0 lee Your mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be Light" he told her to move out of the way!
Your mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
...When she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper,
they gave her the one on the sign!!
Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red dress the kids run after her shouting "Kool Aid Man! Kool Aid Man!"
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She's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease...
...The doctor gave her 35 years to live
God created your mama, then on the seventh day he "HAD" to rest!
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man God created your mama, then on the seventh day he "HAD" to rest!