Reply With QuoteI've gotten that one before too... "It's going to be cold soon, so I'll be inside more & able to workout."
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06-08-2005, 07:16 PM #1The Original Jackass
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Excuses
Now I'm sure that we have all heard some pretty damn good excuses for people not working out. I went with a buddy of mine twice and I thought he might get into it. Then he quit going, I tried again today to see if he wanted to hit the gym and he told me this;
"It's summer time, I really don't want to work out in the summer."
Damn that is one of the worst ones I've heard. Now please share 
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06-08-2005, 07:20 PM #3The Original Jackass
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Just remebered another. This was when I was 16 and helping out a really skinny friend. He tried a couple of times then decided that he wasn't big enough to be in the gym and that he would start working out when he got bigger. Last time I saw him he was still the same size
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06-08-2005, 07:49 PM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Had a guy once tell me he didn't want to start working out unless his wife would start training also. His logic was that if he started getting in shape he was afraid he would leave her behind and she would lose heart and never start training.
Last I saw of them they were both 30 pounds heavier (fat) and still sitting on thier fat asses in front of the TV. But hey, if they are happy with each other like that then more power to them.
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06-08-2005, 08:48 PM #5GO GET IT!
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my bro manages a gym and the last time i was there i heard a big (heavy, not muscular) dude tell a trainer that he couldn't start working out until his pre-workout drink kicked in... ??? and he said it like he was pissed and tired of waiting, lol. you know when you're in trouble when you have more confidence in a drink than in yourself...
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06-08-2005, 08:53 PM #6FLEXecutioner
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Most people quit b/c they don't see immediate results.
The main reason they don't see results is because they don't train correctly.You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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06-08-2005, 09:02 PM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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Eat you mean. Corrected you are.
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06-08-2005, 09:11 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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06-08-2005, 09:13 PM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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That is one drugged yoda.
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06-08-2005, 09:55 PM #11EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by irontime
Now I'm sure that we have all heard some pretty damn good excuses for people not working out. I went with a buddy of mine twice and I thought he might get into it. Then he quit going, I tried again today to see if he wanted to hit the gym and he told me this;
"It's summer time, I really don't want to work out in the summer."
Damn that is one of the worst ones I've heard. Now please share
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06-09-2005, 08:37 AM #12Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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am not Originally Posted by irontime
Just remebered another. This was when I was 16 and helping out a really skinny friend. He tried a couple of times then decided that he wasn't big enough to be in the gym and that he would start working out when he got bigger. Last time I saw him he was still the same size
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06-09-2005, 10:20 AM #13..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by irontime
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06-09-2005, 11:10 AM #14FLEXecutioner
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Originally Posted by Vieope
No, i meant train correctlyYou're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
*Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio*
*YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold*
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06-09-2005, 11:13 AM #15FLEXecutioner
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....A bitch, you are.
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
* Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
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06-09-2005, 11:57 AM #16Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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I've had several 2 buddies tell me that they wanted to start working out a home first, get big and then join a gym...
needless to say it's 15 years later and they haven't done either one...I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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06-09-2005, 02:06 PM #17IDIOT SAVANT
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Originally Posted by LAM
I've had several 2 buddies tell me that they wanted to start working out a home first, get big and then join a gym...
needless to say it's 15 years later and they haven't done either one...
Hey, piss off. 15 WEEKS maybe, but not 15 years.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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06-09-2005, 02:15 PM #18Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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One time my eye hurt so I didn't lift. I think I need flex to give me some motivation every once in a while.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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06-09-2005, 03:25 PM #19Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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I know a guy at my gym that used the summer excuse, because of heat, and his job (carpentry).
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I'm afraid I'll leave her and then she will never take up weights??? Originally Posted by Witmaster
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06-09-2005, 08:10 PM #21The Original Jackass
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are to Originally Posted by naturaltan
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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