Reply With QuoteOr licking ass....Originally Posted by maniclion
I noticed your signature....
...and wondered if you're out of bubble gum does that mean you're going to be chewing some ass.
God Hand?
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06-17-2005, 04:38 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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God Hand?
I noticed your signature....
...and wondered if you're out of bubble gum does that mean you're going to be chewing some ass.I CAME HEAR TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM.
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Not again..........
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-17-2005, 07:58 PM #4Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Or... Gumming ass bubbles?
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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"I CAME HEAR TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM,
AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM"...
To hear chewing, and cum bubbling, all out of ass!?
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I came here to chew ass, kick bubble gum, and lick bubbling asshole.
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06-18-2005, 10:52 AM #8The Original Jackass
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And what the hell does 'godhand' mean anyways?
When he's stroking himself does he start screaming OH GOD! and decided that since it has the power to rub his little winky that it must be god?
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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06-18-2005, 10:04 PM #9Registered User
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I got this name from part 6 of a DVD series I like. Nothing to do with religion. Originally Posted by irontime
And what the hell does 'godhand' mean anyways?
When he's stroking himself does he start screaming OH GOD! and decided that since it has the power to rub his little winky that it must be god? Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-18-2005, 10:37 PM #10Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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God has nothing to do with religion? Originally Posted by god hand
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Damn Are you really a monkey? My user name God Hand has nothing to do with my reiglion beliefs. You dumbfuck dirty filthy ape. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
God has nothing to do with religion? Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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Why tha hell do u got New Delhi, India for your location? Knowing u from the San Diego Zoo.
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06-19-2005, 12:40 AM #13The Original Jackass
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You know, all this swearing you do is not very christian like Originally Posted by god hand
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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FUCK YOUFUCK YOU
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-19-2005, 12:57 AM #15The Original Jackass
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Wow, for a person who is supposed to live his life according to the bible, I'd say you are going straight to hell. Originally Posted by god hand
See you there
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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06-19-2005, 11:13 AM #16Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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and I suppose your language is an accurate depiction as well? Originally Posted by god hand
"Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man, but what comes out of the mouth defiles a man" (Mt 15:11).
"What comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a man. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, fornication, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a man, but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile a man" (cf. Mt 15:18-20; also Mk 7:20-23). NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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Originally Posted by god hand
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
Yes I know! 
Its funny how people takes things so serious.
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Who said it was? JACKASS! Originally Posted by irontime
You know, all this swearing you do is not very christian like Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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The Original one you fool. Originally Posted by god hand
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06-19-2005, 12:16 PM #21Moderator MODERATOR
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Feels like an Arby's night.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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06-19-2005, 04:21 PM #22The Original Jackass
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Originally Posted by god hand
I just thought with all your bible thumping that you would try to lead by example.
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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GH do you like my new user title?
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It took me like 14 seconds to get tha joke. Originally Posted by min0 lee
The Original one you fool.
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06-19-2005, 05:31 PM #26Registered User
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Isnt that basically the same thing as mine? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
GH do you like my new user title?
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I dont remember where the line came from, but Duke Nukem (shooter game) used this one and many others.
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Thats were I got it from! Originally Posted by Mudge
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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Sorry FM, gonna have to up you one on this Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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I would try and top that but I would be banned Originally Posted by irontime
Sorry FM, gonna have to up you one on this
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