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    Which person would make you freak out if you woke up next to them

    I hope I got the question right.

    So...

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    What are the choices?
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    Yes...

    The answer is... Anyone but my GF

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    What are the choices?
    You choose the most unhealthy answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Yes...

    The answer is... Anyone but my GF
    Liar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Liar
    OK... Sicko...


    MICHAEL JACKSON

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    The girl I saw at the barbershop last week, cause it would mean fantasies can come true. Holy crap she was hot, and she sat right in front of me the whole time and I had to stare at her. At first I just stared at her feet which were perfect even the light pink polish then I followed up her legs and man she had the nicest smoothest skin on her ankles, she was wearing a pants that were flared a little and tightened in the knees and held close to her thighs up to her just wide enough hips and tapered little waist. She had her legs crossed which pulled the pants tight on her ass cheek giving you full detail of what she had to offer. It was the most bubblicious ass I've seen on a korean girl ever. She didn't have huge boobs but enough to fill out a bra. Her arms were so silky and lightly sunkissed and her hands matched her feet in perfection. Her face glowed and her lips sparkled, her nose was too damn cute and her eyes shined every time they gazed up from the paper she was reading. I don't know how many times we caught each other looking but I could feel her looking at me when I wasn't gawking at her. Then the damn lady cutting my hair turned the chair and she was gone, but for some reason she decided she wanted to move to the other side of the waiting area to get a new magazine and she was in my view again, then moments before I wasturned yet again she moved back to her old seat in anticipation that I would be aiming that way again, and she was right. So not only was she gorgeous and checking me out, but she was perceptive enough to know when the chair was going to change position which points to a little activity in the cerebral zone. Damned monogamy, why can't I have NT's life?
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    I would freak out if I woke up next to anyone

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    Awesome description but this..
    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    she had the nicest smoothest skin on her ankles
    is the best part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by busyLivin
    I would freak out if I woke up next to anyone
    Even Jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Even Jesus?

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    Awesome description but this..
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    Originally Posted by maniclion
    she had the nicest smoothest skin on her ankles


    is the best part.

    Yeah... I just wanted to chop her feet off and keep the ankles as bookends...

    Then w/no feet/ankles I could fold her into my large suitcase, and put her in the trunk of my car so we could travel together

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Yeah... I just wanted to chop her feet off and keep the ankles as bookends...

    Then w/no feet/ankles I could fold her into my large suitcase, and put her in the trunk of my car so we could travel together [/i]
    Damn it Monkey, I didn´t know you liked it rough. Is this text from a novel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Is this text from a novel?
    No, I was just playing out the rest of M-lions barbershop fantasy...

    Text from novel= "I am sooo slick."

    (Can u name the story?)
    hint: there was a television series spawned later from it.

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    No, I can´t.

    How is India like?

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    This would freak me out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    How is India like?
    Smelly!

    + at night, there's always a chance,
    I may have to jump off the rooftop of my building to my death!

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    um why would that be?

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    As sick as this is, MY Mother

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    OK... Sicko...


    MICHAEL JACKSON

    Oh man... that's just nasty!

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    ROFL, sorry, sorry, I know shes actually not a trannie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    um why would that be?
    The people sleep on the Rooftops at night, because it's cooler...

    So that's where the Monkey Man terrorizes...

    Some feel it would be better to jump, than fall prey to TMM

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    hmmm. verrry interesting.

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    ghandi.

    not only gay but means necrophilia.
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    John H no doubt about it. Who wants to be in bed with a Bisexial Man?
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    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

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    This would freak me out...big time!


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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    John H no doubt about it. Who wants to be in bed with a Bisexial Man?

    Sorry John but I bet even you think this is funny.
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