How do I keep my toilet clean?

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 01:35 AM

Something lives in my toilet, and I can't keep it away. I have a chlorox cube thing (1000 flushes?) and a blue cube thing in the tank, and a I clean it weekly with a chlorox wand, but the grime keeps coming back. It's unnatural and have never had this bad a problem with a toilet before. Tit and I were out of town for a week and by tht time we got back home there was an inch of fuzz built up in the bowl.

This can't be healthy!!!

So... what are some good household tips/secrets?

**Vieope** · 06-23-2005, 03:31 AM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

So... what are some good household tips/secrets?

Licking public bathrooms

**Jenny** · 06-23-2005, 05:12 AM

why do I still open your threads crono

**SunDust2000** · 06-23-2005, 07:09 AM

take out those stupid cubes (I've never found them to do anything for me) and just use a toilet cleaner with bleach once a week. no need for the fancy clorox wand!

**Decker** · 06-23-2005, 07:36 AM

Maybe you should turn to the source and alter your diet.

**TJ Cline** · 06-23-2005, 07:37 AM

I believe it can be kept clean by not using it to piss or shit in. I will have to do some research on this, it may only be a theory.

**irontime** · 06-23-2005, 08:13 AM

The answer should be obvious.

Titanya uses the toilet. Can you imagine the nasty stuff that comes out of her?

**Decker** · 06-23-2005, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by irontime

The answer should be obvious.

Titanya uses the toilet. Can you imagine the nasty stuff that comes out of her?

You funny, sick bastard. hahaha

**Little Wing** · 06-23-2005, 10:05 AM

are you supposed to use both those cube things at once? you are probably creating some weird chemical reaction. if its mold be careful some types give off toxic fumes.

**The Monkey Man** · 06-23-2005, 11:20 AM

turn off water supply (to toilet)...

Scour the entire thing inside & out w/ bleach...

Scrub the very pores of the porcelain w/comet-w/bleach

rinse the entire thing w/bleach...

let dry as long as possible before turing on water...

The problem may be in the toilets hidden areas

(replacement required)
The problem may be in your pipes

(IE... You may need to install a softner/filtration system
directly after the main supply entrance pipe)

**Little Wing** · 06-23-2005, 11:24 AM

hmmm somehow i knew monkey knew his cleaning stuff. he will make a good husband someday.

**Witmaster** · 06-23-2005, 11:25 AM

How Humid is your house? I've found that High Humidity environments promote a lot of the problems you described.

**The Monkey Man** · 06-23-2005, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

hmmm somehow i knew monkey knew his cleaning stuff. he will make a good husband someday.

Sadly she didn't think so...

(been there, done that)

**Little Wing** · 06-23-2005, 11:28 AM

some women have their priorities all screwed up.

**The Monkey Man** · 06-23-2005, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

some women have their priorities all screwed up.

I suppose it would have been alright if our priorities were the same,

But at the time, I just couldn't agree with her needing to F$#k
some other guy as soon as I left town

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Decker

Maybe you should turn to the source and alter your diet.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I believe it can be kept clean by not using it to piss or shit in. I will have to do some research on this, it may only be a theory.

no cuz we were out for a week so it wasn't being used and it still got nasty

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

turn off water supply (to toilet)...

Scour the entire thing inside & out w/ bleach...

Scrub the very pores of the porcelain w/comet-w/bleach

rinse the entire thing w/bleach...

let dry as long as possible before turing on water...

so... would you recommend using bleach?

**The Monkey Man** · 06-23-2005, 12:21 PM

Yes, you nasty boy

**Witmaster** · 06-23-2005, 12:21 PM

Gross! And you think YOU have probelms!

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 12:22 PM

yeah I know it's totally sick.

I made the girlfriend clean it

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

Something lives in my toilet, and I can't keep it away. I have a chlorox cube thing (1000 flushes?) and a blue cube thing in the tank, and a I clean it weekly with a chlorox wand, but the grime keeps coming back. It's unnatural and have never had this bad a problem with a toilet before. Tit and I were out of town for a week and by tht time we got back home there was an inch of fuzz built up in the bowl.

This can't be healthy!!!

So... what are some good household tips/secrets?

Hi Crono,

Have you tried SANIFLUSH (Crystals) - about $2.00 at Walmart? It is an old product BUT WORKS and you have to brush the toilet after you spread the crystals all over the bowl - flush the bowl first to get it wet and then after the water stops running but the sides of the bowl are still wet sprinkle the SANIFLUSH all over the inside of the bowl and brush it around and leave it set for awhile (maybe 30 minutes) and then flush again and rinse. See if this doesn't help you. Let me know.

Also, don't be afraid to use a toilet brush - they really work and are not hard to use - the bs with toilet cleaning is all in your mind...

Take Care, John H.

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by John H.

Also, don't be afraid to use a toilet brush - they really work and are not hard to use - the bs with toilet cleaning is all in your mind...

tell that to the monster living in the toilet

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I believe it can be kept clean by not using it to piss or shit in. I will have to do some research on this, it may only be a theory.

Hi Foreman,

YOU are a SCIENTIST in the TRUEST SENSE of the word - and a DAMN GOOD ONE

It IS a good idea to install a toilet in your house that you never use - it WILL stay clean - but it will get "dusty" so...

Take Care, John H.

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

:toilet :tell that to the monster living in the toilet

Hi Crono,

"BOO" the "monster" - it works in the "movies"

Take Care, John H.

**Crono1000** · 06-23-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by John H.

Hi Foreman,

YOU are a SCIENTIST in the TRUEST SENSE of the word - and a DAMN GOOD ONE

It IS a good idea to install a toilet in your house that you never use - it WILL stay clean - but it will get "dusty" so...

Take Care, John H.

we actually have a second bathroom that we NEVER use and it has the exact same problem, but it's buildup is usually slower. Although the week we went out of town it had gotten worse than our normal toilet

**oaktownboy** · 06-23-2005, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I believe it can be kept clean by not using it to piss or shit in. I will have to do some research on this, it may only be a theory.

LMAO

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

are you supposed to use both those cube things at once? you are probably creating some weird chemical reaction. if its mold be careful some types give off toxic fumes.

Hi Rock,

The cubes - the bleach cubes - DO give off a toxic fume - try putting one of those cubes in the toilet resevoir and NOT flushing the toilet often and see how GREAT the bleach smell becomes...

And I have to admit it - for those that like to be so "mocho" - I CAN AND DO clean toilets - at home! - too. Or anywhere where they are needed to be cleaned IF no one else WILL DO IT... (ya ought to get a good laugh out of this!!)

Question: Will I go to hell for being a "BiSexual" "toilet cleaner"? (I bet Bio will have some Bible quote that will apply here - or maybe even god hand)

Take Care, John H.

Take Care, John H.

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

Something lives in my toilet, and I can't keep it away. I have a chlorox cube thing (1000 flushes?) and a blue cube thing in the tank, and a I clean it weekly with a chlorox wand, but the grime keeps coming back. It's unnatural and have never had this bad a problem with a toilet before. Tit and I were out of town for a week and by tht time we got back home there was an inch of fuzz built up in the bowl.

This can't be healthy!!!

So... what are some good household tips/secrets?

Hi Crono,

(I wonder how many pages we all can make THIS thread?!)

SURELY we can somehow evoke "
religion" into the topic too!!!

Take Care, John H.

**John H.** · 06-23-2005, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

we actually have a second bathroom that we NEVER use and it has the exact same problem, but it's buildup is usually slower. Although the week we went out of town it had gotten worse than our normal toilet

Hi Crono,

What is the source of your supply of water? Is it a well?

What is the quality of the water?

Do you live in a very humid environment?

Can you describe in detail exactly what is happening and what it looks like - color, texture, etc. (being serious here)

How fast (IF you have a well) does the water flow? (Gallons per minute).

If you have a well, have you ever put bleach into it down the sides of the well casing? (Check with your Cooperative Extenstion Agent about how to do this or your local well driller - they know a lot about water wells. You might want to also have your water tested)

Let me know.

Take Care, John H.

**Witmaster** · 06-23-2005, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by John H.

SURELY we can somehow evoke "
religion" into the topic too!!!

Take Care, John H.

Well I'll have to dig into it but from what I remember, the only reference that scripture makes for "Cleansing the household" is in reference to removing demonic influences (which in Crono's case could definately apply). This moldy fungus ring on his comode certain does appear to be almost supernatural!

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