Thread: Need ideas for...

happy birthday. Tit turns 21 on on the Tuesday afterwards (28th)

My first was a screwdriver.

I think I had a cement mixer on my 21st.
- Bailey's Irish Cream
- Lime juice
When mixed in turns into this sandy paste.
Definitely don't let one of your friends order this.

My first (legal) drink was a double bushmill's on the rocks

Needless to say, I'd had a bit of practice beforehand.

My first legal drink was a concoction my bartender friend Dingo called "Captain Cavema-a-a-a-a-a-n!" Full of Jager and all kinds of other harsh liquors blended with ice and drank as fast as possible so you get brain freeze and a raspy voice for a few minutes and then the alcohol hits and you feel like a neanderthal.

Help on fast drunkness needed

That's a damn good question
There's been so many that they all just kind of blended together

i don't remember, i was going to clubs way before 21 but use your head n don't get puking drunk. i don't understand ruining a perfectly fun evening getting shitfaced. have fun.

1st Drink???...A beer... I think...Bud Light?

Beamish Irish Stout. Very tasty

Shot of Ouzo

Plan to have 1 anyway. An 8-ounce alcoholic beverage knocks me out like a fuckin sleeping pill anyway.

Besides, I have to be semi-sober next to my mom so we can take her drunk friends home.

Originally Posted by Shae

Plan to have 1 anyway. An 8-ounce alcoholic beverage knocks me out like a fuckin sleeping pill anyway.

Besides, I have to be semi-sober next to my mom so we can take her drunk friends home.

Sorry, but no ones going to except that you don't want to get drunk on your 21'st birthday unless you go to celebrate at Chuck E Cheese's, but watch out for the band after the curtains close they're back there getting drenched and that gorilla is insane for cocaine. I mean with nostrils flaring like that he can snort an ounce in one breath.

^ You brought me back to one of my birthdays. I was turning 6 I think. The band scared the shit out of me.

you gotta take 21 chots for the big 21 so you have the opportunity to mix it up...j/p
hey the 100 proof So Co never is always a pleasure. or you could go with he Malibu Rum, 151, and pineapple juice = Carabuloo its called

Jacking Off Jordan

1 oz vodka
splash grenadine
splash Pernod
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 1/2 oz orange juice
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice

Serve over ice in a Hurricaine glass. Decorate with a slice of lemon and orange spiral.

Submitted and created by Jordan, Sydney, NSW Australia, Head Bartender, Spirit of Sydney, Sydney Hotel.
Just made this up on the spot, and it has now become a trademark of the Club. (Fruity)

Hot Titty

3/4 oz cinnamon schnapps
3/4 oz peach schnapps
float grenadine
1 egg (optional)

Layer all into a shot glass. Crush egg into mouth and down the hatch!

Submitted by Joe Blow, Bossier City, LA Germany.

Jon's Purple Nasty

1/2 pint lager
1/2 pint cider
1 shot blackcurrant cordial

Pour cordial into a pint glass. Pull a half pint of larger, and pull a half pint of cider on top.

Submitted by Jon, USA.
Easy to drink - but leathal. Something we came up with in our Union

Just Sex

1/2 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz lemon gin
1/2 oz McGuinness cherry whisky
ice
7-Up

Add shots to Hurricane glass. Add ice. Fill with 7-Up. Mix and serve.

Submitted by Corey Gonske Kipling Saskatchewan Canada.
Created in Kipling, Saskatchewan, Canada by Corey Gonske and Garth Kertia at the Kipling Motor Inn on September 19, 2000. Started with name, added parts of the female anatomy (cherry and peach), a panty peeler (gin), and kahlua (some girls prefer chocholate over sex), added 7-Up (7 is lucky,it's good to get lucky). Voila.

Pussy Galore

½ oz Rose liqueur (or rosewater)
½ oz Malibu coconut rum
½ oz vodka
½ oz cream
½ oz grenadine

Shake first four ingredients briefly with one ice cube. Pour over crushed ice in a martini (cocktail) glass. Add grenadine, mix lightly with a stirrer.

Submitted by Richard Lee, Cardiff Wales United Kingdom.
I invented the Pussy Galore after acquiring a bottle of Rose (or Roze) liqueur. Unfortunately, my supply is running very low as everybody who drinks in the Mordicus Cocktail Bar' seems to love it!

some of these are a little bi-curious

Wet Dream

1 oz Malibu coconut rum
3/4 oz Bols Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
fill lemonade or 7-up

Add all the ingredients except the lemonade (or 7-up) into a collins glass full of broken ice, then top up with lemonade (or 7-up) and garnish.

Submitted by Jon Bauer Liverpool England United Kingdom.

This cocktail was discovered by mistake, as I made another cocktail with similar ingredients I put a shot of Malibu in it instead of Southern Comfort, then I just happened to smell it and it smelt like American Cream Soda and also similar in colour. So I played around with a few other things with it and found that lemonade (7-up) went with it the best. All I ask is that you make it properly and enjoy the drink as I now do.

Pussy Nectar

1 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
1 oz Cherry Advocate
fill lemonade

Pour Malibu, Bailey's & Cherry Advocate into a shaker two-thirds full of crushed ice. Shake well. Strain into a glass and top with lemonade. For best results, get friends to try the drink before telling them the name of it!

Submitted and created by Jason Turvey, Sam Karpiniec and Bronwyn Easton, November 17th 2000 at Bakers, Australia.

Sex on an Arizona Beach

Ingredients:

• 2 shots Absolut Vodka
• 2 shots Peach schnapps
• 1 dash Grapefruit juice
• 1 dash Lime juice
• 1 splash Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

Mix ingredients and add some ice.

Creator/contributor's comments:

If you drink enough of these, you will know that Arizona truly has beaches.

Sex in the Desert

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Tequila (Herradura)
• 1 oz Triple sec (Bandolero)
• 1 oz Cherry juice
• 1/2 oz Margarita mix
• 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Shake and serve on the rocks.

Creator/contributor's comments:

Nice. To be enjoyed in Baja, California. Cheers.

Hmmm. All sound tasty. But it would depend on the bar my mom and her friends are taking me to.