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Are you a bastard? Literally
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No, both of my parents were married when I was born.
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No, but I am a mistake.
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Yes, I'm a bastard.
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06-23-2005, 04:33 PM #1Registered User
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Are you a bastard? Literally
Was both of your parents married when they had you? Or is you just another mistake........or both!
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-23-2005, 04:52 PM #2Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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06-23-2005, 04:56 PM #3Registered User
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Great poll GH, all the kids in my family are bastards.
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06-23-2005, 05:00 PM #4Monochromatic Bunny
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I am an unliterally bastard.
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06-23-2005, 05:01 PM #5Registered User
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
...............wait a minute, your telling the truth. 
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-23-2005, 05:02 PM #6Registered User
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Wha tha? Originally Posted by Vieope
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Oh man, aint that the truth.
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06-23-2005, 07:25 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'm the bastard son of Mary, who am I?
"Not a silent one
But a defiant one
Never a normal one
'Cause I'm the bastard son"Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-23-2005, 08:03 PM #9Registered User
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Nobody bastard!
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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06-23-2005, 08:42 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Thank God I have both of my parents but I'm most definitely a bastard... Originally Posted by god hand
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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06-23-2005, 09:03 PM #11Registered User
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I believe this is bunny English god hand. Originally Posted by Vieope
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06-23-2005, 09:06 PM #12Monochromatic Bunny
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Literally bastard is someone that was born a bastard. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I believe this is bunny English god hand.
Unliterally bastard is a bastard by choice.
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06-23-2005, 09:08 PM #13Registered User
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Yes it is, in bunny language. Originally Posted by Vieope
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06-23-2005, 09:08 PM #14Monochromatic Bunny
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Vieopish Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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06-23-2005, 10:22 PM #15I'm special :)
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Yes I am a legitamite child (did I spell that wrong?)
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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It's right now, thank Ford for spell check. Originally Posted by greekblondechic
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06-24-2005, 11:24 AM #17Registered User
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I had a kid by accident and i wasn't married
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06-24-2005, 11:57 AM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'm also a real son of a bitch...
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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06-24-2005, 01:10 PM #19The Original Jackass
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I was planned for until I popped out, and then they were having second thoughts
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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Not me, I'm just one big prick
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06-24-2005, 05:52 PM #21Registered User
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In other words, your just one big bastard! Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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10-05-2006, 11:07 PM #22Registered User
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75% of u arent bastards.......
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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10-05-2006, 11:11 PM #23PISSED!! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
you are fuked up!!!
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10-05-2006, 11:18 PM #24the unbanned
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yea! we're white!!! Originally Posted by god hand
75% of u arent bastards.......
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Zach De la roch Originally Posted by maniclion
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10-05-2006, 11:25 PM #26Registered User
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99.999999999% of this site is white. Oh I'm sorry I didnt know white women didnt fucked till they got married to noodle cock boys like you Originally Posted by MyK
yea! we're white!!! Now go commit sucide by hangin your cock. Hopefully it wont slip off the rope this time
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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10-05-2006, 11:30 PM #27Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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no but i am a freak of nature. my mom told her parents she was pregnant so they would let her get married at 16. i was born 3 years later. that was a long damn pregnancy.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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10-05-2006, 11:32 PM #28Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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You were 42lbs when you were born... Originally Posted by Little Wing
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no, they just dont fuck like they breathe!! Originally Posted by god hand
99.999999999% of this site is white. Oh I'm sorry I didnt know white women didnt fucked till they got married to noodle cock boys like you Now go commit sucide by hangin your cock. Hopefully it wont slip off the rope this time
I see all the black girls on maury who just spit out kids and have no clue who the daddy is so they have the paternity test with the five guys who it might be, and its negative!!
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