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06-28-2005, 02:39 PM #1The Original Jackass
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Nature is perverted!
This actually happened last fall, I was at work, and in the corner of a cement wall there was a melt/freeze effect going on. There it was, about 6inches long, wide girth, I couldn't believe the formation that happened, I laughed my fricken ass off. But I knew it would melt, so I had to save it.
And this is completely done by nature;If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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06-28-2005, 02:43 PM #2The Original Jackass
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If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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06-28-2005, 02:44 PM #3The Original Jackass
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That's better. But can you fricken believe it?
Sure there's only one testical, but it's still pretty funnyIf god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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06-28-2005, 02:50 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Which way melted it faster when you put it in your mouth or in your butt?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-28-2005, 02:53 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Which way melted it faster when you put it in your mouth or in your butt?
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06-28-2005, 03:03 PM #6Monochromatic Bunny
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OMG what did you with the snowman?
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06-28-2005, 04:06 PM #7Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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gives a whole new meaning to the term coldcocked.
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06-28-2005, 04:42 PM #8I'm Pritty!
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Which way melted it faster when you put it in your mouth or in your butt?
definately his butt... we've already heard the story of the toxic substances that come out of there
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06-28-2005, 04:55 PM #9I'm Pritty!
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he claims that nature made it... i'm sure hes got an ice tray full of these... hes too cheap to just go out and buy a dildo... plus this probably has much faster clean up time
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06-28-2005, 06:57 PM #11Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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He's killing two birds with one stone...
It's a schedule thing.
You know he's working that thing so furiously...
he has to ice down his bung afterward
This method saves a step
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06-28-2005, 06:57 PM #12Moderator MODERATOR
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I'm more interested in the order in which he tested it. Originally Posted by maniclion
Which way melted it faster when you put it in your mouth or in your butt?If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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06-28-2005, 07:08 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That would be great to put in cocktails of unwanted guests! Originally Posted by Titanya
One cockcube or 2? I'll take a whiskey on the cocks. Oh man I need some sleep...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-28-2005, 07:34 PM #14Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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LMAO.... OK, that was good. I'll have to offer that in a glass of water to the Jehovas Witnesses the next time they stop by! Originally Posted by maniclion
That would be great to put in cocktails of unwanted guests! One cockcube or 2? I'll take a whiskey on the cocks. Oh man I need some sleep...
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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06-28-2005, 07:47 PM #15Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Well, Waddaya know?!? Originally Posted by maniclion
That would be great to put in cocktails of unwanted guests! One cockcube or 2? I'll take a whiskey on the cocks. Oh man I need some sleep... NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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06-28-2005, 08:47 PM #16finding peace
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Looks like a frozen hand gun if you ask me.
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06-28-2005, 10:57 PM #17I'm Pritty!
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you lack vision Originally Posted by Shae
Looks like a frozen hand gun if you ask me. concentrate.... unfocus and let yourself seeeee.... or get some more booze... your legal now arent ya 
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06-28-2005, 11:09 PM #18I'm Pritty!
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hey find out who makes those... i bet we can trace the company back to a certain canadian named Will Originally Posted by Witmaster
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06-29-2005, 12:37 AM #19The Original Jackass
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Nope, I never heard of those before. But after I found the dickcycle I was contemplating marketing such a thing. Guess somebody beat me to it 
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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06-29-2005, 01:53 PM #20The Original Jackass
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...oh ya, everybody,
DIE!!!
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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