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    Stupid teenagers....and my plan to get them back

    Ya, so, A friend of mines little sister and her stupid teenage friends stole her Redline RTDs last night (those things are dam expensive!!) and drank them to get fucked up. So my plan tonight is to go buy some more RTDs fill them with liquid laxative and leave a little redline for taste in each bottle. then i;m going to leave them in open where they'll wanna steal them to teach them a little lesson about stealing .......its because of these stupid kids that ephdra got banned and PH's

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    I'd pay to see a video of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    Ya, so, A friend of mines little sister and her stupid teenage friends stole her Redline RTDs last night (those things are dam expensive!!) and drank them to get fucked up. So my plan tonight is to go buy some more RTDs fill them with liquid laxative and leave a little redline for taste in each bottle. then i;m going to leave them in open where they'll wanna steal them to teach them a little lesson about stealing .......its because of these stupid kids that ephdra got banned and PH's
    I had a roommate in college that put laxative in all our beer.....it was an ugly night
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I'd pay to see a video of that.
    Me too.
    You should wait a day just so they don't think somethings up.

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    agreed! please post the results of your venture and let us know if your plan worked.... and if you need recomendations for a good brand of laxative... just ask IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanya
    agreed! please post the results of your venture and let us know if your plan worked.... and if you need recomendations for a good brand of laxative... just ask IT
    I think he used the frozen ice dildo for his last bowel movement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I had a roommate in college that put laxative in all our beer.....it was an ugly night
    ooohh so it actually works huh... very promising

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    Keep us updated hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I think he used the frozen ice dildo for his last bowel movement.
    That would probably make the damn butt hole shrivel up.....plus I'm not gay

    So, being Canadian and all, what the hell is a Redline RTD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    That would probably make the damn butt hole shrivel up.....plus I'm not gay

    So, being Canadian and all, what the hell is a Redline RTD?
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    So, do they mix them with Vodka? I've heard of people doing that with Redbull but I've never tried it myself.
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    Ah, thanx Crash
    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    I've heard of people doing that with Redbull but I've never tried it myself.
    Not too shabby, have done it and it keeps you up and ready to party
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    Ah, thanx Crash

    Not too shabby, have done it and it keeps you up and ready to party
    With Redbull or Redline? I'd imagine they both work about the same?
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    Redbull, and none of that north american crap either. My buddy brought me a couple of cans from the middle east. That's got some weird ingredients in it.....couldn't read it though written in aramiac
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    redbull and vodka, aka a power shot is really not too good for you. redbull gets your heart pumping because its an energy drink, while the vodka is trying to calm you down, def not a good combo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    So, do they mix them with Vodka? I've heard of people doing that with Redbull but I've never tried it myself.

    nah they just drank a couple each and got all messed up off the stims

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    so when are you planning on going through with the plan crash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fUnc17
    redbull and vodka, aka a power shot is really not too good for you. redbull gets your heart pumping because its an energy drink, while the vodka is trying to calm you down, def not a good combo.
    Actually dehydration is the most dangerous factor when mixing caffeine and alcohol, then you have the dump of alcohol after the caffeine wears off, that's why I recommend limiting these drinks to one or 2 to begin the night followed by a couple glasses of OJ and water so it looks like a screwdriver, then later on another red bull and vodka followed by a real screwdriver and then a fake one. You gotta learn to survive if you want to party longer, it's all about staying hydrated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanya
    so when are you planning on going through with the plan crash?

    Actually, I just got back from the pharmacy where i bought some laxative two 10oz bottles of Magnesium Citrate Oral Solution. Later tonight i'm going over to their house and its like perfect timing cause all the little ones stupid friends are there i'm filling 3 redline bottles full with it and leaving them in the refrigerator where they will stare them in the face everytime they open it. Then we're going to leave and go to the movies and dinner........ I know one of one of the kids are going to be dumb enough to take the bait.



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    Take All Of The Toilet Paper Out Of The House First! And Shut Off The Water To The Toilets!
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    Im so taking the toilet paper idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Take All Of The Toilet Paper Out Of The House First! And Shut Off The Water To The Toilets!
    Oh shit, that's a pretty good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I'd pay to see a video of that.
    I second that
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Take All Of The Toilet Paper Out Of The House First! And Shut Off The Water To The Toilets!
    lol..ur one wicked mofo..I like the way u think
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    But leave like 1/8th of a roll so suspicions don't arise before hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Take All Of The Toilet Paper Out Of The House First! And Shut Off The Water To The Toilets!
    youuuu eeevil genious!! i cant wait to see the results of this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    Ya, so, A friend of mines little sister and her stupid teenage friends stole her Redline RTDs last night (those things are dam expensive!!) and drank them to get fucked up. So my plan tonight is to go buy some more RTDs fill them with liquid laxative and leave a little redline for taste in each bottle. then i;m going to leave them in open where they'll wanna steal them to teach them a little lesson about stealing .......its because of these stupid kids that ephdra got banned and PH's
    Dude that's not cool! Just be sure to tell his little sister...
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