In your rider.....

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 08:34 AM

For those who don't know what a rider is, its a list of demands that you want met. These are usualy for celebs. Examples are J-Jo and her white room. And Usher with the m&m's sorted in colors.

My question to you is that if you were a celebirty, what sorts of demands would you want in the rider? It can be weard or wild or dull as you want.

If you want to know how I came up with the question, it just came up to me on Vieope's talk show thread.

**bulletproof1** · 07-01-2005, 08:39 AM

m&m's sorted by colors? i would insist that mine be in alphabetical order.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-01-2005, 08:43 AM

My mind is not even close to functioning in the realm of celebrity idiocy...

I guess some sort of security, privacy?
(Which I get easily at present)

**GSXR750** · 07-01-2005, 08:51 AM

I'd make Marcus Ruhl my personal trainer.
Then I'd tell him the days workout has to be in alphabetical order by excercises.

**Dale Mabry** · 07-01-2005, 09:19 AM

I'd like spring water at precisely 68 degrees
Exactly 400 Green M&Ms
16 cans of Diet Schweppes warmed to 80 degrees
A 3-legged dog
A cripple
A female midget with a lisp and only 1 breast
An orange donkey for the midget to ride
A set of clippers for ball shaving only
4 AC adapters
8 chew toys
An empty box to defecate in
A 13 oz glass half-filled with urine
17 condoms with holes punched thru them

**GSXR750** · 07-01-2005, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

A female midget with a lisp and only 1 breast
An orange donkey for the midget to ride

A little overboard, Dale?

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

17 condoms with holes punched thru them

Why would you punch holes in them?

**bulletproof1** · 07-01-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by GSXR750

Why would you punch holes in them?

because he likes the combined taste of donkey jism and latex?

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 09:37 AM

And why 17 condoms?

Just take a box.

**Dale Mabry** · 07-01-2005, 09:42 AM

I shan't be questioned on my rider, put that in my rider.

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I shan't be questioned on my rider, put that in my rider.

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 09:56 AM

Gee, what do I want in my rider......

1) Big screen t.v. d.v.d. player with the d.v.d, Emanuelle VS Dracula
2) A Jamba Juice bar tender who gives me smoothies and green tea drinks whenever I want.
3) A new dildo or vibrator (I want to build a collection

)
4) A p.c. with internet (I need to keep up on WWE)

Thats all I have on my mind right now.

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 04:07 PM

~bump~

**Dale Mabry** · 07-01-2005, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Shae

Emanuelle VS Dracula

Was that the one with the chick from Baywatch that dated David Spade? She's hot.

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Was that the one with the chick from Baywatch that dated David Spade? She's hot.

I never watched Baywatch. I know that Emanuella is a blonde and had an accent of a sort and my hunky vampire looks like my ex.

**Witmaster** · 07-01-2005, 08:42 PM

20 year-old bottle of single-malt scotch

At least 3 of my military buddies, all of us armed with paint-ball guns, unlimited ammo, and access to J-Jo's "white room"

**Shae** · 07-01-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Witmaster

At least 3 of my military buddies, all of us armed with paint-ball guns, unlimited ammo, and access to J-Jo's "white room"

I'll drink to that bro!

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