A Gringo in Mexico

**LAM** · 07-01-2005, 05:51 PM

TRY THIS :

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance ... and have an accident...

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world.... except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!

**GSXR750** · 07-01-2005, 05:58 PM

America the beautiful.

**TJ Cline** · 07-01-2005, 06:39 PM

**Tough Old Man** · 07-01-2005, 06:56 PM

One better then that. I have mexican insurance and will assure you that if I have an accident (not my fault) and run over a mecican, I'm going to JAIL. I know the laws and have resided here for 10 years come July 5th.

**musclepump** · 07-01-2005, 07:26 PM

I feel bad for you Tough

**Big Smoothy** · 07-02-2005, 06:55 AM

Illegals should be sent out of the U.S. in pine boxes. Regardless of nationality.

A pine box is where they should rest.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

"Illegals" should be sent out of the U.S. in pine boxes. Regardless of nationality

They shouldn't get in....

All we have to do is eliminate the ability to declare asylum?

let people try to go through a mail-in paperwork system to do it...

And no more work visa's (Terrorist free pass) unless it's for needed Defense technology,
(and if you sign up for one it's a life contract, you can't go home)

And I want BABY TAX and license's (minimum age 21), too many 13-14 old single mothers, and if you don't pay for either the license or the tax...
WORK CAMP JAIL

And the work camp detention centers will feul our manufacturing base,
back to the top of world industry

Any other ideas?

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

They shouldn't get in....

All we have to do is eliminate the ability to declare asylum?

let people try to go through a mail-in paperwork system to do it...

And no more work visa's (Terrorist free pass) unless it's for needed Defense technology,
(and if you sign up for one it's a life contract, you can't go home)

And I want BABY TAX and license's (minimum age 21), too many 13-14 old single mothers, and if you don't pay for either the license or the tax...
WORK CAMP JAIL

And the work camp detention centers will feul our manufacturing base,
back to the top of world industry

Any other ideas?

Dream on, the rich love cheep labor in this country.....this thread is just more simple minded excrement.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Dream on, the rich love cheep labor in this country.....this thread is just more simple minded excrement.

Dream on???

We wil decimate the Chinese and Indian workforces on cost,
Because our illegal immigrant and criminal US laborers will not be paid

And US industry will no longer be dependant on import (shipping cost)

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Dream on???

We wil decimate the Chinese and Indian workforces on cost,
Because our illegal immigrant and criminal US laborers will not be paid

And US industry will no longer be dependant on import (shipping cost)

And whats your point

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

And whats your point

I don't want China to be able to build all the Warplanes and Ships they need to Destroy us when they see fit...

And, I want all the people collecting Welfare to have a nice job...
(In my slave camp)

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I don't want China to be able to build all the Warplanes and Ships they need to Destroy us when they see fit...

And, I want all the people collecting Welfare to have a nice job...
(In my slave camp)

China has favored nation status from the American Gov...and they ship in all kinds of crap to us....look at the products in your house...we are helping them become strong.

so whats your point

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

China has favored nation status from the American Gov...and they ship in all kinds of crap to us....look at the products in your house...we are helping them become strong.

so whats your point

My point is, we don't need them, once you and the rest of my slaves
can build all that garbage for free...

But we must stop dependance on import now...

If you like, I can arrage that you toil in the slave Soybean fields instead...
Fresh air, sunshine, and you could be promoted to drive a tractor someday...
(If you conform as directed)

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

My point is, we don't need them, once you and the rest of my slaves
can build all that garbage for free...

But we must stop dependance on import now...

If you like, I can arrage that you toil in the slave Soybean fields instead...
Fresh air, sunshine, and you could be promoted to drive a tractor someday...
(If you conform as directed)

There are no more Countries......What movie is that from....might even be true

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

There are no more Countries......What movie is that from....might even be true

John Lennon's Imagine?

The Matrix...?
The Terminator...?

I like you...
I will make you a trustee on soybean farm #18
(this is the one with the favorable weather conditions)

Your job will be...
To gain the confidence of inmates who are less than compliant...
These particulars will be cleansed from the harmony of the system...

And you can enjoy certain "luxuries" for your commitment

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 09:31 AM

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

No that is the system in place today...

My system will be open and honest, and all politicians will have 2-term limits

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

No that is the system in place today...

My system will be open and honest, and all politicians will have 2-term limits

I love Big brother.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2005, 10:01 AM

I am off for to the lake now...

Think about my offer... Trustee Foreman

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I am off for to the lake now...

Think about my offer... Trustee Foreman

Ok master.

**ABLQ2** · 07-03-2005, 03:19 PM

i hate governments and civilizations and all that shite. we should all live in small tribes.

**god hand** · 07-03-2005, 04:14 PM

How bout this?

We build a Great Wall stretching from Texas all tha way to Cali. Oh and we should pay Mexicans that live here 20 bucks a day to build the wall.

I cant believe they made me go to school and try to learn that damn language!

Why the FUCK cant they take English classes?! This country is so fuck up is not even funny!

**musclepump** · 07-03-2005, 08:26 PM

I won't learn Spanish just because when an illegal comes into my work and wants to talk to me, I want to make HIM feel out of place, not me. I used to feel bad when I couldn't understand them, now I just remember they need to go back to their own fucking country if they want to actually speak to someone

**TJ Cline** · 07-03-2005, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by musclepump

I won't learn Spanish just because when an illegal comes into my work and wants to talk to me, I want to make HIM feel out of place, not me. I used to feel bad when I couldn't understand them, now I just remember they need to go back to their own fucking country if they want to actually speak to someone

Spoken like a true American.

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