Training And Accidents

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 05:56 PM

What's the craziest thing that has ever happened to you while training. This happened to me. I'm in high school on the wrestling team. That afternoon I get home and it's Shoulder day. So I'm in the garage lifting weights. The garage doors is open and I'm doing military presses. Also in the garage is my dad's pool table. Well While I have the barbell above my head I hear my dad yelling for me. So I start walking to the front of the garage to see what he is saying and the barbell comes in contact with the top of the garage door. Unfortunately the barbell falls backwards and lands on the pool table tearing the felt and cracking the slate. That was the last day for my lifting in the garage.

Tough

**seven11** · 07-05-2005, 06:00 PM

i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 06:02 PM

So did you find them or someone else?

Originally Posted by seven11

i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 06:08 PM

I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 06:25 PM

Should of told him you get high on the fly

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.

**ASSPUNCTURE** · 07-05-2005, 06:29 PM

I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

but never on the mirror

**irontime** · 07-05-2005, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

but never on the mirror

Eh?

**ASSPUNCTURE** · 07-05-2005, 06:31 PM

i pretend its an accident

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

but never on the mirror

Drugs are bad!

**irontime** · 07-05-2005, 06:39 PM

What the hell is a farmer blow?

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 07:13 PM

well this guy wants me to put him in a reverse piledriver but not piledrive him. I think we have a good old fashion person here that would rather look at a male bodybuilder then a good lookin chick. That's about the best i could word it without saying ?

Originally Posted by irontime

What the hell is a farmer blow?

**min0 lee** · 07-05-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

I think we have a good old fashion person

There can only be one.

**Witmaster** · 07-05-2005, 07:23 PM

Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.

**ASSPUNCTURE** · 07-05-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by irontime

What the hell is a farmer blow?

its a "snot rocket" u know where you just close one nostril then shoot some nice chonger out the other one so u can breathe better

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 07:26 PM

Holly BATSHIT BATLIFTER your lucky to still be alive

Originally Posted by Witmaster

Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.

**Witmaster** · 07-05-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Holly BATSHIT BATLIFTER your lucky to still be alive

Yea, it was amazing. It happened so fast my buddie and I really had no idea what happened. We racked the weight, ran outside and saw the acetylene bottle lodged in the truck then we looked at each other and about pissed ourselves from laughing so hard. You see, we were both covered from head to toe with plaster and dry-wall dust. We looked like we had just emerged from a flour fight!

**min0 lee** · 07-05-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

its a "snot rocket" u know where you just close one nostril then shoot some nice chonger out the other one so u can breathe better

You learn something new everyday, not all of it is good but it's useful I guess.

**maniclion** · 07-05-2005, 07:54 PM

It's called a "farmers hanky".

**ASSPUNCTURE** · 07-05-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

It's called a "farmers hanky".

<ALSO>

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Witmaster

Yea, it was amazing. It happened so fast my buddie and I really had no idea what happened. We racked the weight, ran outside and saw the acetylene bottle lodged in the truck then we looked at each other and about pissed ourselves from laughing so hard. You see, we were both covered from head to toe with plaster and dry-wall dust. We looked like we had just emerged from a flour fight!

That sounds very GAY....have you voted yet????

**min0 lee** · 07-05-2005, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

That sounds very GAY....have you voted yet????

Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.

He looks disappointed

**min0 lee** · 07-05-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

He looks disappointed

Is it in yet?.........

sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.

**Witmaster** · 07-05-2005, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Is it in yet?.........

sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.

No worries. Just warn me the next time you show up disguised as a deer.

**Witmaster** · 07-05-2005, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

That sounds very GAY....have you voted yet????

Yea, I could see how a gay guy would think that.

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Is it in yet?.........

sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.

Exactly....wit is a size queen

**min0 lee** · 07-05-2005, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Witmaster

No worries. Just warn me the next time you show up disguised as a deer.

**Witmaster** · 07-05-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Exactly....wit is a size queen

Bah, I'm a little more like the "princess" size. I'm a bit inexperienced to be considered a full-fledged "queen"

Oh, and here's one for you.

**TJ Cline** · 07-05-2005, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Witmaster

Bah, I'm a little more like the "princess" size. I'm a bit inexperienced to be considered a full-fledged "queen"

Oh, and here's one for you.

I actually had my sound on.....nice effect

**Tough Old Man** · 07-05-2005, 10:12 PM

MinO ur is a sick puppy to darling or boyfriend

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.

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